I’m sorry. Non alcoholic champagne will do.All right.
Who let the heathens into the party?!![]()
"Never look a gift horse in the mouth."REAL eggnog, with REAL eggs and REAL nog and NO cinnamon???!!! Why, this is a (17-syllable word I've never heard of that means something like tragedy, unbelievable, and downright criminal all at once)!!!"
I cant imitate Suzie's humour. its too good.We will drink responsibly till the bottle is empty.
Sorry, I’m really trying to be on my best behavior here, but my true colors can’t be hidden.
I debated whether to share this story in another thread, but this one suits even better...We will drink responsibly till the bottle is empty.
Sorry, I’m really trying to be on my best behavior here, but my true colors can’t be hidden.
"Seoulsearch imagines Susanna will have a few choice words for her along the way, but it will all be in French with that lovely French accent, so as far as Seoulsearch is concerned, Susanna can say whatever she wants!"![]()
Quote from a book I read:I debated whether to share this story in another thread, but this one suits even better...
My staff Christmas party was held recently. At each table there were four bottles of wine. My table initially had five others plus myself. As people started to leave, the stragglers joined our table, and brought the bottles from their tables. The wine was paid for already, and we couldn't taken from the premises, so a small group of us stayed until all the bottles were empty (and for the record, I drank only water the entire evening).
There would be no booze at an AA Christmas party or meetingNot even a "near beer"
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I debated whether to share this story in another thread, but this one suits even better...
My staff Christmas party was held recently. At each table there were four bottles of wine. My table initially had five others plus myself. As people started to leave, the stragglers joined our table, and brought the bottles from their tables. The wine was paid for already, and we couldn't taken from the premises, so a small group of us stayed until all the bottles were empty (and for the record, I drank only water the entire evening).
I know what seoulsearch would be doing... Buzzing around, trying to make sure everybody was enjoying the food and conversation, and she would totally forget to enjoy the party herself.
I know, I know... we have to make room for people. We also have to make sure the comestibles are dairy-free, gluten-free, nut-free, egg-free, GMO-free, meat-free, etc. ad nauseam.We would have to work out some kind of arrangement for our non-alcoholic friends as well... Maybe there would be an after-party for those who wanted to drink.
I'm not sure what social planners do for events when mixing those who drink and those who don't? Or would separate events need to be planned? (I see this as an opportunity for the thread to not only be fun, but educational too.)
And, I certainly have no condemnation for those who struggle with alcohol.
If Dino's story was about good chocolate that had been paid for and couldn't be taken off the premises, you better believe I'd be one of the people who would stay until every last box was empty (much to my detriment!)
I know, I know... we have to make room for people. We also have to make sure the comestibles are dairy-free, gluten-free, nut-free, egg-free, GMO-free, meat-free, etc. ad nauseam.
Or we could just advertise "Free food!" with some very tiny print at the bottom....
Lynx would sing all the verses to all the Christmas Carols to 5 different arrangements that no one else had ever heard.