Conservative Christian werewolves who have spring fever
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mystikmind
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Hmmm, well i have been known to use hay fever tablets, but i have never been made allergic by conservative Christian Warewolves, so i guess i don't need a tablet to protect me against them? (play on meaning of sentence)
Oh my goodness... Fenner... Girl, you are crazy!!! (In the best possible way.)
I saw this thread title and laughed so hard I had to walk away from the screen for a minute.
For all of our friends out there who are wondering what the hee haw is going on, we had a string of very questionable threads yesterday that are no longer here. Topics ranged from a guy claiming to own a Christian pizza parlor who told another female poster she shouldn't be posting reprimands for him because she wasn't his wife to another guy claiming to be looking for a wife whose "sole purpose" would be "his health and happiness."
After having a discussion about what on earth was causing people to post all these insane threads, a couple of regulars here deduced that it must be because of the full moon (hence, the reference to werewolves) and spring fever. And... the result is this thread title.
Now, let's get back to the crucial question at hand here.
The reason why there are no allergy pills for Conservative Christian Werewolves is obvious--allergy pills are far too pagan.
I mean, really... It's obvious that Conservative Christian Werewolves aren't praying hard enough or living modest enough lives. No self-respecting CCW is going to rely on pills.
Rather, they should all be praying that the Demon of Allergies be cast out of their presence.
(However, the demon that turns them into werewolves in the first place is obviously perfectly acceptable.)
Seoulsearch, I love it when you type this. Every time I read it I can literally hear you saying it in my head.
And egeiro, we love it that you are here.
To be honest, "What the hee haw!!???" is my own way of trying to curb one of my worst habits (it means I'm wanting to use stronger words but am trying to keep a fence around it.) I often work with a night crew in which ANYTHING goes and bad words are use 3 times in a 5-word sentence, so I have to work very hard at trying to filter it out.
And if it makes someone smile along the way, all the better!
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Mitspa
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Is there really such a thing as CONSERVATIVE Christian werewolves?
I thought someone once said they were all liberals with a smattering of moderates thrown in.
