I tried that whole "holding her arm" thing before. Not once, but twice. It didn't work because she had a heart of stone.
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She had them before I held them. Nobody told me that I was supposed to give them back.Heart of stone?!
I thought you were going to say it was because she didn't have any arms!![]()
But she is gorgeousI tried that whole "holding her arm" thing before. Not once, but twice. It didn't work because she had a heart of stone.
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Hey you got the arms, now don't complainShe had them before I held them. Nobody told me that I was supposed to give them back.![]()
I don’t quite understand. Either the iron never got plugged in or was left in the off position. Some eggs weren’t meant to be cracked.@Levib brother don't fold my hands please do it the right way. Be quick to hit the iron while it's hot.
This has brought up an interesting topic.How did the stone maiden ever get past the CC censor/mods? @Oncefallen explain yourself. People are now posting topless pics on here with no arms!
I thought we were meant to be discussing courtship, not amputation and nudity!
And now I have competition from @Edith who is trying to steal my courtier! Or is @Levib two-timing me after saying he put all his eggs in ONE basket??
He already said he's got a ring for me, just waiting for me to show up to put on my finger..but it seems Edith got there first!This has brought up an interesting topic.
Exclusive dating or non exclusive hanging out?
Typical non exclusive dating, they don't go exclusive until engagementHe already said he's got a ring for me, just waiting for me to show up to put on my finger..but it seems Edith got there first!
I am a furious woman scorned!! Forget the Christian Cafe...I am going to Hello Kitty's instead!
So typical, just like a kid that pays no attention to a toy until someone else starts playing with it.He already said he's got a ring for me, just waiting for me to show up to put on my finger..but it seems Edith got there first!
I am a furious woman scorned!! Forget the Christian Cafe...I am going to Hello Kitty's instead!
When I find out I’m not the only man on the golf course, I tend to play through a little quicker.It's OVAH!
I am going to play with Hello Kitty instead. You can do your ironing with Edith! You were meant to wait for me until Saturday and you can't even do that!!
Also, I am not a kid. I have sheep credentials.
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Wouldn't you want to play with all your buddies?When I find out I’m not the only man on the golf course, I tend to play through a little quicker.