Funny And Clever Answers to Being Asked, "Why Are You Still Single?" -- What Are YOURS?
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LOL! What? I have no idea what you're saying. More money if you have no children... I would guess by the picture? I was just trying to be clever per the question asked. Not suggesting social policy. 
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thatz phunnneee lynx! actually, i'm still a super busy person, on the go at all times, from sun up to sun down! i really enjoy being busy whether it's fixing, tuning or cleaning my landscape equipment, studying, cleaning, fixing, loading or unloading antiques & merchandise, studying coins, buying them, categorizing them, playing my drums, exercising, reading, studying music, biking, listening to preachers on the radio or watching them on tv, witnessing, praying, etc.
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Did somebody say biking?
After a 4-year hiatus I am getting back into biking shape.
Have you tried foam tires? I got a couple Tannus tires for my bike so I won't have to worry about having to stop on the roadside and change a flat anymore. Takes a few miles to break them in, and it's not exactly the same kind of ride, but I love it!
Next I'm going to get an electric back wheel, to cheat. Actually for longer trips, but it's more fun to say I'm cheating.
Aaaaaaaand... By now it's pretty obvious why I'm single.
After a 4-year hiatus I am getting back into biking shape.
Have you tried foam tires? I got a couple Tannus tires for my bike so I won't have to worry about having to stop on the roadside and change a flat anymore. Takes a few miles to break them in, and it's not exactly the same kind of ride, but I love it!
Next I'm going to get an electric back wheel, to cheat. Actually for longer trips, but it's more fun to say I'm cheating.
Aaaaaaaand... By now it's pretty obvious why I'm single.
Did somebody say biking?
After a 4-year hiatus I am getting back into biking shape.
Have you tried foam tires? I got a couple Tannus tires for my bike so I won't have to worry about having to stop on the roadside and change a flat anymore. Takes a few miles to break them in, and it's not exactly the same kind of ride, but I love it!
Next I'm going to get an electric back wheel, to cheat. Actually for longer trips, but it's more fun to say I'm cheating.
Aaaaaaaand... By now it's pretty obvious why I'm single.
After a 4-year hiatus I am getting back into biking shape.
Have you tried foam tires? I got a couple Tannus tires for my bike so I won't have to worry about having to stop on the roadside and change a flat anymore. Takes a few miles to break them in, and it's not exactly the same kind of ride, but I love it!
Next I'm going to get an electric back wheel, to cheat. Actually for longer trips, but it's more fun to say I'm cheating.
Aaaaaaaand... By now it's pretty obvious why I'm single.
Pivot vault looks nice, according to what I just now quickly googled.
Lvbu makes a big deal out of its saddlebag model having a very small throttle, very hard to spot. I don't really care if anybody spots it, but apparently that is a big selling point for electric wheels. So I guess nobody will notice I am cheating? Or something.
Lvbu makes a big deal out of its saddlebag model having a very small throttle, very hard to spot. I don't really care if anybody spots it, but apparently that is a big selling point for electric wheels. So I guess nobody will notice I am cheating? Or something.
All I have is an old green centurion lemans and a bright red Sprint.
Foam rubber wheels take a bit more energy though. When you get fed up with changing tires at random times on the side of the road and go with solid tires, you either go electric, get a bit stronger or start taking shorter trips.
Foam rubber wheels take a bit more energy though. When you get fed up with changing tires at random times on the side of the road and go with solid tires, you either go electric, get a bit stronger or start taking shorter trips.
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