Funny Anti-Jokes

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.
 
Person A: Knock knock!
Person B: Who's there?
Person A: Banana!
Person B: That's impossible. Bananas don't talk.

Lol reminds me of my good grandpa. I'd try the knock knock jokes on him and it go something like this:

Me: Hey grandpa, knock knock.
Grandpa: Nobodies home

Me: Aww come on grandpa. Knock, knock
Grandpa: Go away!

Me: Grandpa come on! Knock knock!
Grandpa: Leave it in the mail box.
 
Oh man now I'm swimming in nostalgia. My grandpa was a funny man.

Me: Hey grandpa where's Spots (his cat)?
Grandpa: In his fur.

Me: Okay I'll just ask grandma. Where's grandma?
Grandpa: In her skin.
 
That's a good one!

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
 
Knock knock
Who's there?
Light
Light who?
Light bulb

...yeah, I thought of that one years ago :P..yes, it had to be thought of lol
 
What did the Horse say to the Badger? Nothing because they are both animals and have no developed vocal tracts.
 
An English an Irish man a scottish man a Icelandic man, an australian, a Sicilian man umm a french dude.... um that surfer guy who surfed at the beach last week do you want me to name all the nationalities of the world?
 
whats the difference between saying 99.9% of people die or all people die?
Nothing we are giving percentages and known facts we know this already