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true_believer

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Does your phone not have a flashlight? Just take a photo of the sun and use that to find your way in the dark.
 

Karlon

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walk backwards for 5 miles wearing 2 review mirrors (1 on each shoulder), & 1 overhead mirror. but the mirrors must be facing where you've already been, not where you're walking! also, when you get home, write on a piece of paper, backwards, "i'm the fop of foolery", tack it to your forehead before you go to bed & when you wake up, look in a mirror & read it & repeat 100 times!!!
 

I_am_Canadian

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You should always get your legal advice from a law school drop out because you know they have ethics, morals and are honest.
 

I_am_Canadian

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Always get a surgeon who can't stand the sight of blood, that way you know he will not perform an unnecessary surgery
 

Karlon

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buy a gallon of milk, when you get to your car, spill it out in your car but never clean it up for as long as you drive the car!
 

Lynx

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buy a gallon of milk, when you get to your car, spill it out in your car but never clean it up for as long as you drive the car!
I have done that, actually. Well, the spilling part.

I get milk from a local farm, in half gallon glass jugs. One day a guy in front of me braked HARD, requiring me to slam on my own brakes, and the jugs went flying.

I often consider Fabuloso cleaner to be a cheap, watery, ineffective substitute for a real cleaner. But there is a good purpose for it in this case. I got a towel and soaked up as much milk as I could, then flooded the car floor with a whole bottle of fabuloso to kill any bacteria in the rest of what was in the carpet.

It worked.
 

Karlon

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I have done that, actually. Well, the spilling part.

I get milk from a local farm, in half gallon glass jugs. One day a guy in front of me braked HARD, requiring me to slam on my own brakes, and the jugs went flying.

I often consider Fabuloso cleaner to be a cheap, watery, ineffective substitute for a real cleaner. But there is a good purpose for it in this case. I got a towel and soaked up as much milk as I could, then flooded the car floor with a whole bottle of fabuloso to kill any bacteria in the rest of what was in the carpet.

It worked.
wow! reminds me of how tomato juice is the only skunk cleaner upper! not a connection, but once i lit a firecracker & it didn't go off. 10 minutes later, i went to check on it & just as i was reaching for it, my hand being about 2' from it, it went off! no hurt to me. that's when i told myself, "no more fireworks"! maybe God's way of saying, " i don 't want you fooling around with fireworks"!
 

TheLearner

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wow! reminds me of how tomato juice is the only skunk cleaner upper! not a connection, but once i lit a firecracker & it didn't go off. 10 minutes later, i went to check on it & just as i was reaching for it, my hand being about 2' from it, it went off! no hurt to me. that's when i told myself, "no more fireworks"! maybe God's way of saying, " i don 't want you fooling around with fireworks"!
 

Karlon

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for me, i love destruction & explosions. 1 of my favorite parts of my business is building destruction. i love it when a whole wall goes down; crash, boom, bam! yeah!!!! & i love to watch major building destruction by explosion. to go further, i like to watch the best of glacier calving too.
 

I_am_Canadian

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for me, i love destruction & explosions. 1 of my favorite parts of my business is building destruction. i love it when a whole wall goes down; crash, boom, bam! yeah!!!! & i love to watch major building destruction by explosion. to go further, i like to watch the best of glacier calving too.
So you do demolition for a living?
 

Karlon

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Interesting, how do you enjoy it?
it's the natural me. i love anything with big power whether it's a huge boulder in motion by earth's gravity, a gigundo glacier cracking & sinking in the ocean, a Mike Tyson boxing match or a building about to say hello to the earth! lightening is really kool too!.
 
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Women do like appliances and cooking accessories as Anniversary gifts. Afterall, the recliner and big screen TV you expect are for the house as well.
Hey, I was more excited for that top model vacuum cleaner than the jewelry I'd received over the previous three years. Just sayin' 😂
 

Cameron143

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Hey, I was more excited for that top model vacuum cleaner than the jewelry I'd received over the previous three years. Just sayin' 😂
My work here is done. Now go check out some washing machines.