How long have you been married?

[Tinkerbell725]

How long have you been married?

 

[tourist]

First marriage, 6 1/2 years, second marriage, 11 years 2 months, third and final marriage, 2 years 8 months.

 

[Tommy379]

Married 10 years, separated 20 months, the judge says we are divorced the past 1 month.

 

[CaptainGoat]

So far in all the years of my life, and as far as I am aware, that unless my dreams came true while dreaming them, I'm not married. (Though I realise that I need to marry just the right person and in Gods timing!)

 

[kaylagrl]

How long have you been married?

​Wow,lots of choices and mine still isn't there Coming up on 3 yrs. in two months.

 

[Pipp]

0 days , 0 months, 0 years

 

[tourist]

​Wow,lots of choices and mine still isn't there Coming up on 3 yrs. in two months.

Me too, 3 years in four months.

 

[tourist]

0 days , 0 months, 0 years

You have a clean record.

 

[becky1984]

I'm not married. I would like to be married one day but not now lol. My great grand parents were married for 62 years that's the longest marriage in my family lol.

 

[chrislink]

I am not married. I dream to get married with an "angel"one day

 

[CaptainGoat]

Does being married on the board game called "The Game of Life" count?

 

[LittleBit1987]

Been married almost 5 years coming November 3rd...

and been a couple for just about 10 years

 

[Lynx]

Waitaminute...

*Lynx checks which forum he's in...

Odd. I think there has been a mistake here.

Anyway, I'm reminded of an old joke. "We've been happily married for six years. We've been married for seventeen years... the first six were happy."

 

[seoulsearch]

I used to go to the gym with a woman who once said that her husband, when asked how many years he's been married, always replies, "2... long."

 

[Tabitha4thelord]

I was married for 22 years
then he left me for someone else
I like my freedom
and I always said I would never marry again
but It will take a pretty special person to get me to marry again
I would love to get married again
but Im going to leave that completely up to God

 

[Tinkerbell725]

Waitaminute...

*Lynx checks which forum he's in...

Odd. I think there has been a mistake here.

Anyway, I'm reminded of an old joke. "We've been happily married for six years. We've been married for seventeen years... the first six were happy."

You really notice everything, don't you? ☺
Why would they add the word happily to the word married? It is such a funny oxymoron.

I would appreciate if the mods can move this thread to the family forum. Thank you.

 

[Lynx]

I used to go to the gym with a woman who once said that her husband, when asked how many years he's been married, always replies, "2... long."

Sounds like what Minnie Pearl used to say about her Uncle Nabob. He said "Marriage is like taking a hot bath. When you've been in it for a while, it ain't so hot."

Of course she also said he was looking at some of the women down at Coney Island, he liked to go see all the girls with the clothes they almost had on. His wife took him to task for that. He replied, "Just cause I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't at least look at the menu!"

 

[Desertsrose]

45 years!!!
.......and counting.

\o/ praising the Lord.

 

[Ojb]

Married for 4years and counting...All thanks to God