my wife said: "alright, the day is calling me to the farm",. i said, "get out now"! i'm joking.
"I KICKED MY WIFE OUT, THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE"!!!!!!!!!!
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All right, Mr. Sneaky.
Lol!
The first time you wrote a thread about your wife kicking you out, I knew it must be a joke, but of course, had to see what was up anyway!
Now when I see a headline about a "spat" between you two, I'm like, "Oh boy, those two are at it again, gotta get some popcorn and see what @Karlon and Thea are up to!"
Thank you for sharing your playfulness with CC.
my 1st serious laugh just now because of you!!!! the soap opera continues!All right, Mr. Sneaky.
Lol!
The first time you wrote a thread about your wife kicking you out, I knew it must be a joke, but of course, had to see what was up anyway!
Now when I see a headline about a "spat" between you two, I'm like, "Oh boy, those two are at it again, gotta get some popcorn and see what @Karlon and Thea are up to!"
Thank you for sharing your playfulness with CC.
Obviously, lovers' spats. Playfulness is good in a marriage.All right, Mr. Sneaky.
Lol!
The first time you wrote a thread about your wife kicking you out, I knew it must be a joke, but of course, had to see what was up anyway!
Now when I see a headline about a "spat" between you two, I'm like, "Oh boy, those two are at it again, gotta get some popcorn and see what @Karlon and Thea are up to!"
Thank you for sharing your playfulness with CC.
ANYTIME the wifey decides she is willing to help with work other than bringing me a cold drink so she can feel like she is entitled to sit and watch as a spectator......its a VERY GOOD day....
You never get a LOT accomplished, and she then acts as if she has done almost the entire project....but...I still enjoy having her around even if she whines like a mule about her arms and other muscles for weeks afterwards.
When my hubby and I r outside walking around, we look a bit odd . I use crutches and he's 6'2 , eighteen stone with long salt and pepper hair and a Clint Eastwood just about to shoot u expression . Sometimes we have a giggle .
If we c someone walking towards us a way ahead , he will start to walk a bit faster and pull away from me . As the other person gets closer to him , he will turn back to me and start yelling at me , things like ' can't u go ANY faster ?!?!?!? I'm sick of your slow arse ! R u just lazy or what ?!?!?!? ' then I act all apologetic and say something like ' I'm so sorry darling , my painkillers haven't kicked in yet , u hurry along , I'll catch up when I can '
It really cracks us up . We live in a university town and there is part of the university right next to the supermarket we regularly go to . One day we went and there was a young student couple snogging on a corner that we had to walk around to get to the supermarket . When we came out and walked the same way back , as we turned the corner , the couple were still there snogging , oblivious to us .
Hubby noisily dropped the shopping bags , grabbed me around the waist and neck and started snogging my face off in front of the students , all very dramatic and passionate . After about 30 seconds of this , he removed his lips from mine , looked at the students , who were staring at us two old farts in astonishment and said to the boy ' that's how u do it ' .
If we c someone walking towards us a way ahead , he will start to walk a bit faster and pull away from me . As the other person gets closer to him , he will turn back to me and start yelling at me , things like ' can't u go ANY faster ?!?!?!? I'm sick of your slow arse ! R u just lazy or what ?!?!?!? ' then I act all apologetic and say something like ' I'm so sorry darling , my painkillers haven't kicked in yet , u hurry along , I'll catch up when I can '
It really cracks us up . We live in a university town and there is part of the university right next to the supermarket we regularly go to . One day we went and there was a young student couple snogging on a corner that we had to walk around to get to the supermarket . When we came out and walked the same way back , as we turned the corner , the couple were still there snogging , oblivious to us .
Hubby noisily dropped the shopping bags , grabbed me around the waist and neck and started snogging my face off in front of the students , all very dramatic and passionate
. After about 30 seconds of this , he removed his lips from mine , looked at the students , who were staring at us two old farts in astonishment and said to the boy ' that's how u do it ' .
When my hubby and I r outside walking around, we look a bit odd . I use crutches and he's 6'2 , eighteen stone with long salt and pepper hair and a Clint Eastwood just about to shoot u expression . Sometimes we have a giggle .
If we c someone walking towards us a way ahead , he will start to walk a bit faster and pull away from me . As the other person gets closer to him , he will turn back to me and start yelling at me , things like ' can't u go ANY faster ?!?!?!? I'm sick of your slow arse ! R u just lazy or what ?!?!?!? ' then I act all apologetic and say something like ' I'm so sorry darling , my painkillers haven't kicked in yet , u hurry along , I'll catch up when I can '
It really cracks us up . We live in a university town and there is part of the university right next to the supermarket we regularly go to . One day we went and there was a young student couple snogging on a corner that we had to walk around to get to the supermarket . When we came out and walked the same way back , as we turned the corner , the couple were still there snogging , oblivious to us .
Hubby noisily dropped the shopping bags , grabbed me around the waist and neck and started snogging my face off in front of the students , all very dramatic and passionate
Lol!!
This made me laugh out loud!!! I love it when people maintain their sense of humor.
Thanks so much for taking the time to post this story!
i have had an allergy to horses since the early 80's that's why i'm there maybe 3 times a a year! no, to k.d., although she had an affiliation with the k.d. once concerning a horse.
tis a phunnneee skit. i'm imagining the trouble the 4 of us could make. actually, 3 of us. only you two know what's best in the joke department. don't stop. i haven'When my hubby and I r outside walking around, we look a bit odd . I use crutches and he's 6'2 , eighteen stone with long salt and pepper hair and a Clint Eastwood just about to shoot u expression . Sometimes we have a giggle .
If we c someone walking towards us a way ahead , he will start to walk a bit faster and pull away from me . As the other person gets closer to him , he will turn back to me and start yelling at me , things like ' can't u go ANY faster ?!?!?!? I'm sick of your slow arse ! R u just lazy or what ?!?!?!? ' then I act all apologetic and say something like ' I'm so sorry darling , my painkillers haven't kicked in yet , u hurry along , I'll catch up when I can '
It really cracks us up . We live in a university town and there is part of the university right next to the supermarket we regularly go to . One day we went and there was a young student couple snogging on a corner that we had to walk around to get to the supermarket . When we came out and walked the same way back , as we turned the corner , the couple were still there snogging , oblivious to us .
Hubby noisily dropped the shopping bags , grabbed me around the waist and neck and started snogging my face off in front of the students , all very dramatic and passionate
t tried the public kissing with her yet. my wife doesn't like joking around but she''ll be a good sport about it. 1 thing i sometimes do is when we walk in a restaurant, if she is ahead of me & i see an acquaintance & start talking, she dislikes that very much. i also hide things of hers. she'll say, "where is the book i was reading"? i'll say, "you put it in the basket". she looks a 2nd time when she didn't trust the 1st time she looked. about 5 minutes later, i'll tell her where it s.