I'm gonna have to cancel, it just doesn't feel real. You ever been stood up on a date?
I think that would require having ever had a proper date scheduled in the first place. Closest I ever came was the guy in college who called to tell me he wasn't going to meet me in the cafeteria for dinner one night because he'd rather go see the movie Luther. I teased him that he was standing me up for Martin Luther.
Unless this cancellation counts as being stood up, in which case I'm heartbroken and going to have to change my plans for tomorrow. They will no longer include not going to burger king at noon.