I'm so hungry I could eat a(n).......

[toinena]

I'm so hungry I could eat a Mastodon. Hair and all.

I was waiting for meatloaf
;-)

 

[Hellooo]

A nectarine cobbler with whipped cream

 

[Magenta]

Omelette​

 

[Yahweh_is_gracious]

I'm so hungry I could eat a platypus. Maybe even two.

 

[Lighthearted]

J...put them down...E.Z....now step away from the platpus'...c'mon...have something else...they are way too special to eat...

 

[Yahweh_is_gracious]

I'm so hungry that I am "hangry", and I'm so hangry I'm gonna eat a Qinling Panda, and ain't nothing you can do about it.

 

[Huckleberry]

.......roadkill skunk.

Not single, couldn't resist.

 

[Lighthearted]

Sardine....nope...not that hungry

 

[Lighthearted]

I was waiting for meatloaf
;-)

Yea man...get with the program!

 

[toinena]

Since you couldn't eat sardines, I'll get controversial and say:

Santa Claus

And as he is an imaginary thing, I can't be blamed for cannibalism

 

[Lynx]

I'm going to use up three letters. I'm so hungry I could eat a tower of uncooked vermicelli.

 

[toinena]

YOU GREEDY FELINE, YOU!

I stick with

Waffles! (Of course Norwegian style)

 

[Dino246]

This thread just got X-rated.

 

[Yahweh_is_gracious]

I's gonna eat a yak. Who wants to join me?

 

[Yahweh_is_gracious]

Yea man...get with the program!

I specifically didn't mention meatloaf to make people wonder..."gee, is Jon off the meatloaf kick?". Then, once I think I've lulled you to sleep, I'm gonna come out guns blazing and meatloaf all the meatloaf in every meatloaf for great meatloaf. All your meatloaf are belong to us.

 

[toinena]

I stick with a Zebra....

And that brings us back to the beginning.

 

[Yahweh_is_gracious]

Aardvark. The other, other, other white meat.

 

[toinena]

You can't get closer to the beginning of the dictionary than that!

I am so hungry I could eat a bag of butterflies.

 

[WineRose]

I'm so hungry, I could eat CC!!!

 

[Lighthearted]

I'm so hungry, I could eat dung...uh...nope...not that hungry