In a Zombie Apocalypse, Why Are the Lawns Always Perfectly Mowed? (Things in Movies, Games, & Stories That Don't Make Sense!)

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OutWrite Trouble
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Hey Everyone,

I saw a funny online discussion in which the question was asked, "In a zombie apocalypse, why are the lawns always perfectly mowed -- and WHO is mowing them?!"

I'd honestly never thought about that before because the only zombie stories I'd seen was where the rest of the world was also in a state of decay. But apparently, in shows like the Walking Dead, the lawns are still kept up even as the survivors rage against the Walkers? (I've never seen the show, so feel free to explain what's going on!)

And of course, then there are things like Plants Vs. Zombies, where I guess the zombies are required to mow the lawns?! (I've never played the game, so again, feel free to clue me in!)

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When I asked our keep-in-touch group about this, one member said that this must be because the HOA's (Home Owners Associations) are so powerful and instill so much fear, even the zombies don't dare to defy them! :ROFL:


And this got me thinking about all the numerous black holes we find in the games, movies, and entertainment we enjoy.

I've watched all the Resident Evil movies (but have never played the games... Maybe you're noticing a pattern here!), but it's only because I like the main actress, Milla Jovovich. I've read that she really puts in the work and tries to do as many of her own stunts as she can, which seems to be rare these days (not everyone is willing to be the next Tom Cruise!)

But the movies drove me absolutely bonkers. I hated that every plot line that was set up never went anywhere; each movie completely ignored everything that happened in the last; characters I became invested in never showed up again; and each movie was a giant retcon of everything that had come before it.

ARGH!!! What I wouldn't give for a good series that actually paid attention to continuity and was able to continue a story without continually wiping the slate clean and making up something else!!!

How about you? Tell us about the things you loved -- shows, movies, books, games, etc. -- and all the frustrations you've had with the things within them that just don't make sense.

For example:

* What plot lines and twists were never answered? What things were retconned that drove you absolutely batty?

* What characters did you like that disappeared with no explanation?

* What powers, abilities, or feats of science (the way a ship propelled through space, etc.) were just pulled out of a hat with no logical or possible explanation?

* Did the soundtrack fit with the tone of the story, or was it terribly distracting?

* Was there any fan fiction that attempted to remedy any of these egregious errors?

* What would be your suggestions for fixing the problems you see with your favorite entertainment?


The main reasons I don't watch or participate in much mainstream media these days is because of these vary reasons. I'm certainly not judging anyone, just speaking for myself, but I find most shows and movies these days to be a waste of time.

Do you feel the same way, or have you found some hidden gems?
 
This is nothing new, apparently.
I grew up as a kid in the 80s and sitcoms were notorious for this.
For example, one show from back then had a full episode dedicated to one of the kids needing braces, which he eventually got.
Next episode, no braces and no mention of them ever again.
 
This is nothing new, apparently. I grew up as a kid in the 80s and sitcoms were notorious for this. For example, one show from back then had a full episode dedicated to one of the kids needing braces, which he eventually got. Next episode, no braces and no mention of them ever again.


Things like this drive me crazy! :LOL: I suppose there's never really been a time when any show or story kept up regular continuity (if anyone knows of any, please mention them.)

I've read some different reports, but I remember when Family Matters (which launched the infamous Steve Urkel,) erased the family's 3rd child, Judy, and then pretty much pretended that she never existed.

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Things like this drive me crazy! :LOL: I suppose there's never really been a time when any show or story kept up regular continuity (if anyone knows of any, please mention them.)

King of the Hill kept up continuity pretty well, show to show, and season to season. The only thing I can think of that was a little off is when Luanne was pregnant, she stayed perfectly skinny until the episode where she gave birth.
 
"In a zombie apocalypse, why are the lawns always perfectly mowed -- and WHO is mowing them?!"
The majority were carrying on with their everyday lives. They didn't have a concern or a clue about the horror that was imminent. They did eat, they drank, they married wives, they were given in marriage, until the day that Noah entered into the ark, and the flood came, and destroyed them all. (Luke 17; Mat. 24)

then there are things like Plants Vs. Zombies,
It is intended for EVERY thing to be corrupted. The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy (John 10:10).

each movie completely ignored everything that happened in the last; characters I became invested in never showed up again;
It's intended for you not to know where you're from, why you're here, or where you're going.

I find most shows and movies these days to be a waste of time.
"Movies and shows these days" are very sophisticated attacks. Those with discernment recognize that subtlety as coming from Satan. I will set no wicked thing before mine eyes: I hate the work of them that turn aside; it shall not cleave to me. (Psa. 101:3)

one show from back then had a full episode dedicated to one of the kids needing braces, which he eventually got.
Next episode, no braces and no mention of them ever again.
...always dashing any hope for the future by bringing it right back into the present temporal moment, like a yielding weed in the wind, again, not knowing where you came from, why you're here, or where you're going.

Visual media is a bondage loop.
 
When I asked our keep-in-touch group about this, one member said that this must be because the HOA's (Home Owners Associations) are so powerful and instill so much fear, even the zombies don't dare to defy them! :ROFL:
You are correct in your estimation of HOA's.

Had one in Florida in our townhome complex. Very fussy group for sure. Powerful too as they can initiated the process where you are forced to sell if you don't toe the line. Fortunately, our house in Tennessee is not connected to an HOA.

That is one reason that we left Florida, the HOA fees kept going up each year along with our homeowner's insurance. Gotta pay for all of the hurricane damage, I guess.

I have been in 4 major hurricanes and countless tropical storms but was fortunate that there was never any damage that occurred, except for some food spoilage when the power went out. Not having any AC in the Florida heat was not pleasant either and all of the tree damage and power lines on the streets made driving a bit problematic.
 
King of the Hill kept up continuity pretty well, show to show, and season to season. The only thing I can think of that was a little off is when Luanne was pregnant, she stayed perfectly skinny until the episode where she gave birth.
I liked watching King of the Hill. I think that the Simpson's kept up continuity pretty well too.
 
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How about you? Tell us about the things you loved -- shows, movies, books, games, etc. -- and all the frustrations you've had with the things within them that just don't make sense.


Something that has stuck out to me for years is how certain actresses always look immaculate in certain tv shows/movies. No matter what!
One particular character in one of the Original Star Trek episodes always baffled me. My favorite female character of any episode was the Fabrini high priestess Natira (ep. For the World is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky). She was gorgeous and immaculate, but she was the priestess...so, I figured that was believable. But, then we have Zarabeth in the episode All Our Yesterdays. In the episode she lives 5,000 years ago during her planet's ice age (she was sent back to that time). So, she lives in a cave in an ice age...yet she looks like she gets her hair done daily, her makeup is perfect, her eyelashes are perfect, her skin is pristine, etc. I don't know about y'all, but if I'm living alone in a cave during an ice age and I have to hunt my own food...I don't care about my hair, makeup, etc. I have things to do, like catching dinner lol.

This doesn't happen all the time. Actually, it doesn't even happen all that often to this degree, but as I'm watching it I can't help but think...she looks way too perfect for living in that cave lol.

Btw, I have no problem watching this episode. I'm not a necessarily a huge scifi fan, but I love the original Star Trek and have seen all the episodes many times and I own all the seasons.

I'm not just picking on that character/actress or that particular show. There were plenty of other actresses on that show that they made look dirty or disheveled. It's just sometimes they made them look way too good for the situation they were in lol. I just mention her, because she sticks out to me the most when it comes to this particular topic.

In a more modern case, the movie Death Race (2008), there are women that come from the women's prison to be the navigators. They look gorgeous lol. I love that movie though and it gets 5 stars from me. I just laugh, 'cause it's so not realistic. Of course, there's a lot of things about these movies and shows that aren't realistic. I just find these particular scenarios laughable.

Zarabeth...

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perfectionist zombies?

When they are not trying to perturb the lives of normal people --- they mow grass...
 
What I liked about The Walking Dead is that they picked naturally pretty actresses that didn't need make-up and handsome men that still looked good even in the middle of the Georgia summer all sweaty and dirty.

All the other zombie shows especially on Sy-Fy had overly done up actors and actresses and it's just comes across so cheesy, lol!


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Things like this drive me crazy! :LOL: I suppose there's never really been a time when any show or story kept up regular continuity (if anyone knows of any, please mention them.)

I've read some different reports, but I remember when Family Matters (which launched the infamous Steve Urkel,) erased the family's 3rd child, Judy, and then pretty much pretended that she never existed.

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I loved this show, but it always bugged me that they got rid of Judy and then later they got rid of Aunt Rachel too. She did make an appearance a few seasons later in a Christmas episode I think, but it's super annoying when shows do stuff like this.
 
Things like this drive me crazy! :LOL: I suppose there's never really been a time when any show or story kept up regular continuity (if anyone knows of any, please mention them.)

I've read some different reports, but I remember when Family Matters (which launched the infamous Steve Urkel,) erased the family's 3rd child, Judy, and then pretty much pretended that she never existed.

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Lost did. It required it.
 
Things like this drive me crazy! :LOL: I suppose there's never really been a time when any show or story kept up regular continuity (if anyone knows of any, please mention them.)
the original circle trilogy by ted dekker, was written back to back, over 1 year, so very continuous.
 
But the movies drove me absolutely bonkers. I hated that every plot line that was set up never went anywhere; each movie completely ignored everything that happened in the last; characters I became invested in never showed up again; and each movie was a giant retcon of everything that had come before it.

ARGH!!! What I wouldn't give for a good series that actually paid attention to continuity and was able to continue a story without continually wiping the slate clean and making up something else!!!
Movies based on an epic video game series, on principle, ought to have an epic storyline. They used the RE brand (and Milla) to take-the-money-and-run IMO. Unlike T5E, the RE movies don't have a lot of replay value for me- I actually don't even remember her character's name in those movies anymore; but I do have Flying through the air on my iPod, and 3 or 4 versions of Axeman and I would listen to those when I did 5K runs.