meter maid (But of course. Carrie, the Chieftess of Smashingness - with the special glasses to identify Whangdoodles, and the bubblegum to run out of before all the action starts. If there's one thing a Whangdoodle fears more than being defenestrated at night after staying up late to watch a movie about child's play, it's the true account of the movie Carrie, and her stern but just treatment of the Whangdoodle kind). 




