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Levib wants me to marry him in haste, and says I need to fly to the USA, before Saturday, and meet him somewhere in LAX. I suggested Honolulu which is closer, but he said he didn't have a passport.

I'm assuming I will meet him at a coffee shop/cafe as thats where all Christians go on courting dates. He won't chauffeur me around because I am supposed to want a husband not a chauffeur, and we can't marry on Zoom because he wants a wife not a TV.

This is all getting complicated and I think maybe I ought to postpone breaking his heart.

So what am I supposed to do about my giraffes???

Then it seems we are to climb a mountain and sit in a tree, where he will give me a ring that he's been keeping all this while so it won't get lost in the post, and then I'm supposed to fall out the tree, not breaking any bones because he says he's a safe landing at the end of a slippery slope.

Help! I don't know what to do. This courting Christian style is foreign to me.
 
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Lanolin said:
Also will this plane be doing loop-de-loops?
If it is, I'm not sure whether I'm on board with that. I am starting to feel queesy. At least on a ship, you can be seasick in the privacy of your cabin, or chuck (discreetly) overboard, but in a plane, where do you go?

In those little paper bags provided in the seat in front of you? Where everyone can see?
Plus I don't like having my ears pop on ascent or descent.

How long is this flight?

I can handle a 3 hour flight to Australia, but the US is so far away from where I live. Hmm.

Seoul can we do a train ride instead?
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That literally played out visually in my head, was crying with laughter.
 
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