My life would be so much easier if ___________ (fill in the blank)

[Delightfulsoul]

My aunts wouldn't touch my peanut butter. They prefer that waxy, sugary stuff like Jif and Skippy peanut butter. It's like eating a sweetened peanut candle.

Lol jif in Australia is a hard abrasive bathroom cleaner hahaha

 

[garet82]

If i can find chocolate n ice cream after my long day at school and i can get some more sleep

Seem thats all i need

 

[garet82]

My life would be so much easier if I had unlimited money... wait, I know of a lot of rich people who have more trouble than I would ever want.

My life would be so much easier if I had a wife... scratch that. From what I can tell, there are a lot more of the wrong kind of woman to marry than there are of the right kind.

My life would be so much easier if I had a better job... no, I know some people who have a "better job" and they have a lot of stress to go with it. I often feel sorry for them.

My life would be so much easier if... hmm... if I were in Heaven. Then I would no longer be living here on this earth and I wouldn't have to put up with any of the junk associated with life on earth. Of course then I would be dead, but life sure would be easier.

Lol go get a woman to marry its never too late for that

 

[Dino246]

A couple of weeks ago, it looked like it was snowing here for a week or so...

Pink petals?

 

[Magenta]

Pink petals?

Cotton tree fluff

 

[LaVieEnRose]

Show us your real face, and I'll be the judge.

Here you go:

 

[Tommy379]

Here you go: View attachment 183988

Sexy.

 

[LaVieEnRose]

Lol jif in Australia is a hard abrasive bathroom cleaner hahaha

I would die, there. I love my Jif, Skippy, or Peter Pan peanut butter. I eat it every day.

 

[LaVieEnRose]

Sexy.

You are a very blind man.

 

[Magenta]

Here you go: View attachment 183988

I never realized before now, how cute Gollum would be with a little lipstick and rouge!

 

[Tommy379]

You are a very blind man.

I have sniper eye.

 

[LaVieEnRose]

I never realized before now, how cute Gollum would be with a little lipstick and rouge!

You are too kind. Any old barn looks better with a coat of paint on it.

 

[LaVieEnRose]

I have sniper eye.

That sounds like something you should see a doctor about, like pink eye.

 

[Tommy379]

That sounds like something you should see a doctor about, like pink eye.

I can see you from a very long distance, my precious.

 

[LaVieEnRose]

I can see you from a very long distance, my precious.

That sounds kind of creepy.

 

[Tommy379]

That sounds kind of creepy.

Mission accomplished.

 

[blue_ladybug]

I always feel like somebody's watching meeeeeeeee...

 

[Tommy379]

So LaVie

I always feel like somebody's watching meeeeeeeee...

because I am.

 

[blue_ladybug]

So LaVie
because I am.

And that's precisely why I keep my shades drawn shut at all times.. lol

 

[LaVieEnRose]

So LaVie
because I am.

You must be perpetually bored, then. I can not imagine anyone MORE boring to watch than myself.

I am going to do something boring like watch the 1952 version of Les Miserables starring Michael Rennie, who is not nearly as handsome as Frederic March, but has emotional depth.