scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[BillG]

I don’t like orange kitties and cats.
Neither do my dogs

 

[blue_ladybug]

I'm my own grandma. Don't ask..

lol

 

[joefizz]

I'm my own grandma. Don't ask..

lol

Just why are you your own grandma?(ignores your request to not ask)

 

[BillG]

my teeth whistle when I speak,my ears pick up radio stations,and my pride and joy is my toy tonka truck.

Your teeth are like stars, they come out at night, your ears are big enough to hold up radio stations.
As far as you pride and joy I’m not going there.

 

[WineRose]

I don’t like orange kitties and cats.
Neither do my dogs

Oh noooooooo...I may have to take you to court for not liking those adorable things...sorry. :/

 

[joefizz]

I have rabies,the flu,and I break out in hives constantly,since I'm being honest with you can I hold your hand!?

 

[blue_ladybug]

Such heresy! Now I must kill you and your dogs..

I don’t like orange kitties and cats.
Neither do my dogs

 

[joefizz]

Oh noooooooo...I may have to take you to court for not liking those adorable things...sorry. :/

I ground people to the litter box for not liking cats!

 

[blue_ladybug]

Your quote in my signature, makes you out to be a big, orange-cat-loving liar..

I don’t like orange kitties and cats.
Neither do my dogs

 

[joefizz]

I have no interest in being in a relationship with you I just want you to cook me food forever!

 

[BillG]

I'm my own grandma. Don't ask..

lol

If you are your own grandma who is your granddaughter?
Wanna marry me?
If so I could answer all the statements you have asked me not to ask.
When we get rid of the cats we can bring my dogs in.

You know it makes sense

 

[blue_ladybug]

My last date dumped me, so I burnt down his house..

 

[WineRose]

Even my cat would vomit you out.

(Apologies to anyone who's eating while browsing this thread)

 

[joefizz]

What's the matter I thought a cemetery would be the perfect place for a date and picnic!?

 

[blue_ladybug]

I am an Asian who eats rice..

 

[maxwel]

I murdered my last date, and he's buried in my basement.

ME TOO!!!!

 

[blue_ladybug]

Only if we're the unliving dead.. :/

What's the matter I thought a cemetery would be the perfect place for a date and picnic!?

 

[WineRose]

I am an Asian who eats rice..

You only get the most classy and (totally) original jokes and content on this site...lol.

 

[BillG]

Oh noooooooo...I may have to take you to court for not liking those adorable things...sorry. :/

I have a defence lawyer

 

[joefizz]

The construction site next door adds atmosphere to our date don't you think!?