scare a date off with 1 phrase!

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"Pearls before swine" comic: (from memory): Goat's girlfriend says to goat, "you're not clingy are you?" "No" Then he shows her a tatoo of her face on his chest
 
joefizz said:
I baked the chicken just like you said on the right temperature and on the right pan,do the feathers add to flavor though?
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Why would you do that? Everyone knows the only way to serve chicken is fried.
 
I brought some missile toe!...but the missile won't fire long enough over our heads for kissing while my toe is over our heads,I can't even get my toe over my head to make things perfectly romantic.
 
From a "Tundra" comic: His not so tiny wife brings him chicken dinner: "Them sure are tiny drumsticks"
 
joefizz said:
I brought some missile toe!...but the missile won't fire long enough over our heads for kissing while my toe is over our heads,I can't even get my toe over my head to make things perfectly romantic.
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You must be North Korea.
 
joefizz said:
I brought some missile toe!...but the missile won't fire long enough over our heads for kissing while my toe is over our heads,I can't even get my toe over my head to make things perfectly romantic.
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Well if you want to be romantic, try visiting Rome to gather their ticks. Then bring them to a date. That would be perfectly romantic!
 
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My medicine says take as prescribed,well I prescribed myself with laxative so I'll just take it all today and see how things go to tomorrow if all goes well I'll be sitting pretty.
 
"This is only our first date, so I would like to spend the next hour talking only about myself so you can get to know me"
 
Let's talk using ventriloquist puppets so we can communicate with each other.
 
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