scare a date off with 1 phrase!

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MattforJesus said:
There is no difference between Jew or Gentile,bond or free,or male or female,in the Lord.

A male and female are equal in the kingdom of God,and only one man to lead the Church service,and the husband is to lead the family in the ways of God,and not his own agenda,unlike the world where the man wants to control,and boss,in the wrong manner.

Jesus is the greatest of all but became a servant to all both male and female,so why would people think that a man is so great that the woman has to submit to him that claim Christianity,and go to Church.

If a man and a woman that go to Church together and they meet at the store he has no authority over her,and if they see each other at Church he has no authority over her.

All men do not have the authority over all women,but in the Church the man takes the lead where both male and female shut up and let him speak,and then he turns the service over to the saints,and they can all add to it both male and female.

In the home the man leads in the ways of God,as Christ leads us in the ways of God,not the man is greater.

The women submitting to the husband would be for non argument sake,so there is not fighting over control,but she has to listen to God first,and if he is not doing right by the will of God she is a saint that can tell him to act in accordance to God's ways,but not let it get out of hand but let off he if gets all huffy and puffy and tries to blow the house down.
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This would certainly scare off a date but really, that was quite a phrase.
 
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joefizz said:
Sure she's waiting at the cemetery.
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Milktalk asked if he could date your mom. Your answer was that she was waiting at the cemetery.

Question..
Is she waiting at the cemetery or waiting in the cemetery? Milktalk probably needs to know first before the date.
 
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joefizz said:
I see, so how would I become imaginary in order to seek any imaginary wedding since imagination is so powerful?
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You already are a figment of imagination, so it should be rather simple I would think.
 
Isny said:
Milktalk asked if he could date your mom. Your answer was that she was waiting at the cemetery.

Question..
Is she waiting at the cemetery or waiting in the cemetery? Milktalk probably needs to know first before the date.
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Well me and mom don't talk anymore.
 
Here is my 12 step guide to date me. There is a group discussion section in the back of it.
 
I need to meet with my other personalities to decide if we like you, or if you're even real.
 
You have to literally die on a cross and resurrect on the third day to pass the test.
 
"My dog loves to eat dates"... (she was gone before I could tell her he eats dates that grow on trees).
 
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