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I was reading Jonah one day and after the fish swallowed him he said in 2:8 They that observe lying vanities forsake their own mercy
For some reason I suddenly get the feeling I'm not old enough to be in this thread...Yeah, we've all heard of the saying, "By the skin of our teeth."
But Moses was literally save by the skin of... er... Well.
Hey, I didn't write it.... any more than I wrote the passage about the fat guy in the outhouse with diarrhea who was stabbed, and the knife disappeared into the rolls of his flab.... or the guy who was commended for running a spear through his friend and his lover (both, run all the way through) while they were engaging in sex.
Stuff like that is all through the Bible.
Dino246....uh...the BIBLE verse that Willie-T posted should not 'disturb" you....It is actual historical fact, like it or not. BODY Piercings, until the recent generation, meant OWNERSHIP. It offered full protection. It showed that someone actually was a part of the family, whether by choice or enforcement. Once someone had an ear piercing, it was no different than identifying a brand on a cow....especially in the BIBLE. In this case, the servant, maid, slave..etc. actually did not want to leave because they were fed, protected, loved and respected their owners. Even the prodigal son, as told by JESUS..realized that his father's servants were much better off than he was at the moment and desired to go back to his house and become a servant.
This must be where the japanese got the idea of hari-kari. O_Othis!!! it's just so... detailed! lol!!!
So Ehud came to him (now he was sitting upstairs in his cool private chamber). Then Ehud said, “I have a message from God for you.” So he arose from his seat. [SUP]21 [/SUP]Then Ehud reached with his left hand, took the dagger from his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly. [SUP]22 [/SUP]Even the hilt went in after the blade, and the fat closed over the blade, for he did not draw the dagger out of his belly; and his entrails came out. [SUP]23 [/SUP]Then Ehud went out through the porch and shut the doors of the upper room behind him and locked them. [SUP]24 [/SUP]When he had gone out, Eglon’s[SUP][b][/SUP] servants came to look, and to their surprise, the doors of the upper room were locked. So they said, “He is probably attending to his needs in the cool chamber.” [SUP]25 [/SUP]So they waited till they were embarrassed, and still he had not opened the doors of the upper room. Therefore they took the key and opened them. And there was their master, fallen dead on the floor. Judges 3
this!!! it's just so... detailed! lol!!!
So Ehud came to him (now he was sitting upstairs in his cool private chamber). Then Ehud said, “I have a message from God for you.” So he arose from his seat. [SUP]21 [/SUP]Then Ehud reached with his left hand, took the dagger from his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly. [SUP]22 [/SUP]Even the hilt went in after the blade, and the fat closed over the blade, for he did not draw the dagger out of his belly; and his entrails came out. [SUP]23 [/SUP]Then Ehud went out through the porch and shut the doors of the upper room behind him and locked them. [SUP]24 [/SUP]When he had gone out, Eglon’s[SUP][b][/SUP] servants came to look, and to their surprise, the doors of the upper room were locked. So they said, “He is probably attending to his needs in the cool chamber.” [SUP]25 [/SUP]So they waited till they were embarrassed, and still he had not opened the doors of the upper room. Therefore they took the key and opened them. And there was their master, fallen dead on the floor. Judges 3
This was one of my absolute favourite Bible adventures as a child. And as an adult. Not only did I love the gore and toilet humour, I loved the fact that it was a left-handed man of God who assassinated the evil king (I'm also left-handed). Love it!
Beautiful, and if more young ppl read and remember it...I mostly use the KJV, but I came by this passage from a different translation Song of Solomon 2:7 and really liked it: "Stir not up, nor awake love, before its time." I can't remember what translation it was from though.
Did you know that childbirth in Bible times ws so different from what we do and know now? I have to dig passages but this paragraph from a natural childbirth book first published in '64:
The Joy of Natural Childbirth by Helen Wessel — Reviews, Discussion, Bookclubs, Lists
What about the passage where Moses' wife threw his son's freshly cut foreskin at his feet?
Or the guys (enemies) who were suckered into getting circumcised, and the good guys ran through their camp, killing them because they were too sore to defend themselves?
Hey, I didn't write it.... any more than I wrote the passage about the fat guy in the outhouse with diarrhea who was stabbed, and the knife disappeared into the rolls of his flab.... or the guy who was commended for running a spear through his friend and his lover (both, run all the way through) while they were engaging in sex.
Stuff like that is all through the Bible.