A comedian once observed that single people get weirder over time because they consider themselves normal and they don't have anybody else to measure what is "normal" against. There is nobody to tell them, "Don't EVER do that in public." So they just out here living their lives, with no idea that something they do is weird, because they don't have someone to tell them what they are doing is strange.
So with that in mind... What are you having for breakfast today?
This morning I popped a can of refried red beans, mixed in a bit of honey mustard and then poured some puffed cheez-its (think Cheetos, but in little squares) in like they were cereal. It's delicious, but I wouldn't try to get anybody else to eat it.
Sometimes I eat a tuna sandwich for breakfast. I get a lot of flak about that one. "TUNA? For BREAKFAST? That's way too early for tuna!" So what time does a stomach open for business? You tell me.
Are you having something besides cereal, oatmeal, sausage, bacon, biscuits and/or eggs on this fine morning?
So with that in mind... What are you having for breakfast today?
This morning I popped a can of refried red beans, mixed in a bit of honey mustard and then poured some puffed cheez-its (think Cheetos, but in little squares) in like they were cereal. It's delicious, but I wouldn't try to get anybody else to eat it.
Sometimes I eat a tuna sandwich for breakfast. I get a lot of flak about that one. "TUNA? For BREAKFAST? That's way too early for tuna!" So what time does a stomach open for business? You tell me.
Are you having something besides cereal, oatmeal, sausage, bacon, biscuits and/or eggs on this fine morning?
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