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Lynxomatic

This is what happens when you post on CC, the lynxomatic automatically responds with a wisecrack that you don't get, and calls it an analogy. If it can't think of an analogy, it will spit out a stick figure cartoon. Usually responds within 5 minutes.
Sometimes it gets confused about the word order of your posts, so post carefully.
 
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Seoulsearcher

Also a feature of CC, the seoulsearcher looks for lost seouls and guides them to her controversial threads, usually involving dating, food, or a combination of both. She will ask a lot of questions, every week, there is at least one survey/poll to vote on.
I am not sure if there is a prize for the entering the survey/poll, but maybe she is collecting data and feeding it into the lynxomatic who keeps CC running, if it stops working, the world would conceivably end.
 
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Tourist Trap

The Tourist Trap is also on CC, starting sunny threads such as Kitchen Flirtations and Midnight Confessions, once trapped in these threads there is no escape. You'll be on CC for life, until death do you part or the lynxomatic stops working.
 
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Lanolin said:
Lynxomatic

This is what happens when you post on CC, the lynxomatic automatically responds with a wisecrack that you don't get, and calls it an analogy. If it can't think of an analogy, it will spit out a stick figure cartoon. Usually responds within 5 minutes.
Sometimes it gets confused about the word order of your posts, so post carefully.
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The seoulsearcher usually calls me Lynxsys, a reference to linksys, a popular wireless technology vendor here. But I'll take it.

But I have to admit that I am not a star, and I'm not sure they are either, so this might not technically qualify for this thread.
 
Alan Alderman: the title of a government leader in a small town.

George Salt & Peppard: Table seasonings.

Leslie Nielsen Ratings: The number of people watching deadpan comedies.

Bill Security Gates: How Microsoft Corp. prevents one from entering its facilities.
 
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Calvinism & Hobbies

The people that post on BDF have Calvinism & Hobbies and must talk about them everyday with other people that also have Calvinism & Hobbies. Otherwise if they don't they are automatically referred to as Hagar Horribles.
 
Lynxsys

Lynxomatics big bossy sister. Lynxsys knows everything and is not afraid to let people know it!
 
John Lennongrad

John Lennongrad was a member of the Battles, an early British rock band that had such hits as I wanna steal your land and Please appease me. He went solo and wrote a song called Imaginary in which he espoused a type of benign communist regime where he was the head. He claimed the Battles were bigger than Jesus Christmas.

Unfortunately John Lennongrad was assassinated just as the Jackson wi-5 were forming and was not able to compete in the Battle of the Bands, which was some kind of Transatlantic Waterloo
 
Dianarama

The drama that surrounded the star of the Royal reality show, Princess Diana.

Dianaworld

The amusement park that sells all the Princess Diana merch - tea towels, tiaras and tim tams.
I have been there and I liked seeing all the dresses but wasn't rich enough to buy them at the auction. Also the digital photos they take at the entrance were a bit of a rip-off - should be included in the price of the ticket. It's twenty pounds and you can only pay by cash that has the late Queen's head on it.
 
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John Travoltage

It's anything that can be charged up by your car.
Whenever anything is plugged in, 'Your the one that I want' plays.

I got chills, they're multiplying, and I'm losing control
'Cos the power..you're supplying
It's electrifying!

Most people use it to charge up their electric chilly bins.
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I'm gonna charge up my electric chilly bin. First, I will have to run a Google to find out exactly what that is. Maybe it's where you store beverages. Or maybe not.
 
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Celine Dion&on

When you sing a song and it goes on and on you are doing a Celine Dion&on.

Like the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friend, some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...it's the song that never ends, it just goes Celine Dion&on, my friend...
Celine Dion&on doesn't ever want to retire. She'll just keep on and on and even sing from her grave. If you hear a song in the middle of the night whispering in your ear...that you can't get out of your head...it's most likely Celine Dion&on singing about her heart or something...
 
Star bellied Sneetches Tattoo

Wanna be a star? Get yourself a star bellied sneetches tattoo. Not to be confused with the star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, this is the star you get tattooed on your belly and show everyone that your are now officially a star.
So if you a lynxomatic, you can start a thread on it called New Tattoo.
Lynxsys may call you out that you mashed up the threads again, but it all turns out right in the end, because now everyone has one.

Don't be the person that gets a star bellied sneetch tattooed on your belly instead of a star, but if you do, then you need to do the infinite tattoo thing that has a star bellied sneetch inside a star bellied sneetch inside a star bellied sneetch that goes on forever like Celine Dion&On
 
Yoda lay he hoo

Yodeling yoda can't stop yoda-ling.
As the Sound of Music..when you wish upon a star bellied sneetch tattoo. Actually the Sneetches are kissing cousins of the Yoda lay he hoos.
 
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Marge Simpson washing machine

Simpson has a new model of washing machine, the Marge.
The Marge will wash yellows, and blues, and greens and make them even more vibrant.
The Marge can wash paper doll clothes and other two dimensional apparel.
If by change Bart throws in his red cap, the Marge will turn all the whites pink, and Homer will be proud to wear his shirt on Pink Shirt day without having to buy a new one.
The Marge is the only washing machine that makes the unique hmm noise on the wash cycle. Definitely a soothing sound to hear around the house on laundry day.
The Marge is a top loader and comes with beehive safety net.

Calling all homemakers - you need a Marge Simpson!
 
Mr Beanie Babe

Another name for .....TEDDY! Even though he's full of beans, still the same brown knitted bear, with thumbtacks for eyes.
Somehow he's now an expensive collector's item.
 
Apple LISA

Steve Jobs claimed he didn't name his computer after his daughter, but instead LISA just stands for Lets Invent Some Acronym.
 
100% Pure Lanolin

A thread on CC in which nobody posts except Lanolin. Could go on for several pages.
 
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