Story time!

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sydlit said:
From post #17:A harrowing journey, he knew he would need........

.....provisions, for the journey may take many moons, and possibly a few suns to boot. So he loaded up the truck and.........*4 months later*The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man arises from his s'more state - kind of like how the T1000 reformed after being blown up - seeking new furry, cuddly victims, when out of nowhere...
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...there was a starburst! Not the stellar kind, but the fruity rainbow candy kind. A mysterious starburst candy appearing out of nowhere. Even more puzzling, the flavor was.....
 
.... a fancy plane which shot stardust and pink glitters into the sky as it flew over the neighbourhood of our lovely characters.

Suddenly, from within the clouds, there came a unicorn ....
 
Roh_Chris said:
.... a fancy plane which shot stardust and pink glitters into the sky as it flew over the neighbourhood of our lovely characters.

Suddenly, from within the clouds, there came a unicorn ....
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...That had just bucked Neil Patrick Harris off its back...
 
seoulsearch said:
...That had just bucked Neil Patrick Harris off its back...
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And not a moment too soon, as our hero's truck just broke down, and he needed the transportation. Unfortunately, Neil Patrick's pocketbook was still hanging upon the unicorn's horn, making for that awkward moment when.....
 
The giant fanged funky Winkerbean, who is now very dyspeptic decided to teach the Pied Piper a lesson, for it was he who had started all this. He picked the Pied Piper by his collar and tied him to a tree, in the middle of ....
 
...the Sherwood Forest, but what ho?! Hee Hee! The merry men didst this act see, and awaiting Winkerbean to leave, merrily set the Pied Piper free!

"He's took what I've got!" said Pied piping hot.

"Well then," said Sir Robin, "I suppose I'll have a shot."
 
"A shot of what?" asked the Pied Piper

"A shot to ride on the unicorns back to snatch Neil Patrick's Harris pocket book to spend on food and toys for all the poor through out the world." replied Sir Robin

"Well then we must find the unicorn, as that is such a selfless task Sir Robin." said the Pied Piper
 
JeniBean said:
"A shot of what?" asked the Pied Piper

"A shot to ride on the unicorns back to snatch Neil Patrick's Harris pocket book to spend on food and toys for all the poor through out the world." replied Sir Robin

"Well then we must find the unicorn, as that is such a selfless task Sir Robin." said the Pied Piper
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And so, Sir Robin and Pied Piper sallied forth in search of the elusive unicorn, (who's name was Warringgirdles, but his friends called him Ned.) Along the way, they sought help from an expert gardener who they found harvesting his crops. This was Pied Piper's long lost brother Peter.....
 
sydlit said:
And so, Sir Robin and Pied Piper sallied forth in search of the elusive unicorn, (who's name was Warringgirdles, but his friends called him Ned.) Along the way, they sought help from an expert gardener who they found harvesting his crops. This was Pied Piper's long lost brother Peter.....
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...or at least that's what some called him - at least the ones who lived to tell about it. No one knew his real name. All anyone knew about him was that he had a long beard and was thought to be very wise.

As he saw the tattered duo approach, he muttered "What's this...I don't even..."
 
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As he saw brave Sir Robin and the Pied Piper approach,
Peter Piper decided a delicate subject to broach.
"My dear older sibling," cried he
"In spite of your terrible Capsicum annuum allergy,
Before I can assist you on your mission feed this world's poor lepers,
I'm afraid I must beg thy aid harvesting this peck of peppers."
Pied stood dismayed and scratched his brows
"Why are you speaking in thees and in thous?"
Peter spoke after a moment of thought:
"Help me or don't, but judge me not!
My habits of speech developed thus for I am a hermit lonely,
And if you must know, I read King James Version only..."
 
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crosstweed said:
And if you must know, I read King James Version only..."
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At which, Sir Robin suddenly cried out, "It's him! It's him!". Peter Piper turned to look at Sir Robin, whose face had turned pale white and he was quivering like a leaf. "Sir Robin, are you okay?", asked Peter Piper, knowing fully well that Sir Robin was indeed not okay.

With his eyes wide open, Sir Robin, finally mustered the courage to ask Peter, "Why have you come back?"
 
shineyourlight said:
Really? -.-

You did NOT just kill this thread.

Hahaha, ZT. hai. I hope things are going well with you ;)
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"Really? -.-You did NOT just kill this thread. Hahaha, ZT. hai. I hope things are going well with you", said the fairy princess to the marshmellow man. Then she gave him a hug, but found she couldn't let go.
He had been working out (again), and his marshmellowyness had become sticky. The more she struggled to get away, the more entangled she became in his fluffy goodness.
Would the web of this story become just a sticky mess?
Or would our heroes, Brave Sir Robin, Pied and Peter Piper, be able to rescue the princess AND solve the mystery of the twin S'more dancing girls?
And will we ever find out who pickled Peter Piper's peppers, since the whole peck of peppers was already pickled when picked?
(How dey DO dat?!)
'Tis a pickle, and a sticky wicket...
But LO! Who goeth there in Chapter Two?!
Turn the page to find out.....
 
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