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arwen83
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Tomorrow my wheel bearing will be fixed! And I'll be shakin' shakin' shakin' it like a Polaroid picture *happy dance* 
LOL that's one of the funniest things Ive read in a long time! And its funny because its probably true.
If my memories serve me right, the best response I can give right now is, "Ouch."
It's really frustrating that some people associate me with my biological father, and then give me either a "poor you" look, or else are so shocked that I am not like him.
One of my in-laws is a law enforcement officer, and therefore knows pretty much every detail about every single time my dad has been to jail. I feel like this person likes to keep an eye on me, as though I might up and start dealing drugs or...I don't even know. I don't know what they're waiting for, but I know that should I ever mess up in any way, this person will feel some kind of satisfaction for having been right about me.
There are days when I would give anything to be somebody else's daughter.
It's really frustrating that some people associate me with my biological father, and then give me either a "poor you" look, or else are so shocked that I am not like him.
One of my in-laws is a law enforcement officer, and therefore knows pretty much every detail about every single time my dad has been to jail. I feel like this person likes to keep an eye on me, as though I might up and start dealing drugs or...I don't even know. I don't know what they're waiting for, but I know that should I ever mess up in any way, this person will feel some kind of satisfaction for having been right about me.
There are days when I would give anything to be somebody else's daughter.
Dear jailbait
Nothing would please me more than letting that lawman wait! Maybe even hold his breath. We the jury find you not guilty. You are free to go.
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Where I am from Jailbait means something very different.