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lol, your description makes it sound as if at every turn there is danger lurking in the wildlife, and only a properly prepared and trained Dundee type Aussie could possibly hope to brave this dangerous land.
*Pours coffee*
*looks around for snakes and deadly spiders*
*sips*
Thinks to self :"It's been an hour, and no deadly wildlife has invaded my suburban residence to harm or devour me. Today IS a good day".

Lovely little Aussie town. Would you just look at all that snow...
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EDIT: Oh, my goodness, Carol! That's not snow. Those are spiderwebs!
i officially will have nightmares tonight![]()
I hate spiders too, that's why I decided to be born in Australia.
But seriously, I take the non-deadly spiders outside in a plastic container and the deadly ones I kill. I'm not taking chances.
I hate spiders too, that's why I decided to be born in Australia.
But seriously, I take the non-deadly spiders outside in a plastic container and the deadly ones I kill. I'm not taking chances.
How can you tell the difference? I'd be to busy screaming and running away...![]()
Could you be more awesome???? You are just awesome!!!
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Well, if you die, they're deadly. If you live, they're not deadly. But seriously, I'm not sure. In Australia, it generally seems the deadly spiders look evil, while the non-deadly ones just look ugly and unpleasant. I'm not saying it's a foolproof method, but that's okay. I'm no scientist.
I don't want to go into detail here...but I just ate a fair amount of soap by accident. My night just got a whole lot more interesting.
I think I've gotten rid of the heartburn, though. Silver lining.
I don't want to go into detail here...but I just ate a fair amount of soap by accident. My night just got a whole lot more interesting.
I think I've gotten rid of the heartburn, though. Silver lining.

I don't want to go into detail here...but I just ate a fair amount of soap by accident. My night just got a whole lot more interesting.
I think I've gotten rid of the heartburn, though. Silver lining.