The Canadian dating thread.
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One time my Mom and I took a day trip to Niagara Falls. This was before you needed a passport to cross from the American border. My Mom was always paranoid about crossing, she's from Sweden so she was always afraid that they'd detain her for some reason. My Mom and her family moved to the USA when she was ten. She doesn't have a Swedish accent and she doesn't walk around with a t shirt on that say's, I'm Swedish please detain me. She's also a naturalized US citizen. So I don't understand why she felt that way but she did. On the way out of Canada at the American border the guard asked if we had anything? To claim. The only thing we bought over there was a small bag of Lays potato chips. My Mother holds up the bag and says, well we have these chips. The Guard said, okay enjoy them, have a good day. After that I looked at my Mom and said, chips Mom. She got mad at me for my so called attitude, but seriously potato chips???
As long as canadians don't start sneaking over here, not speaking a word of english, working for cash under the table and not paying taxes while enjoying free healthcare courtesy of our tax money, drivers licenses and free education.. there will be no wall. 
Now, we just need to go around to all the bowling alleys and steal the bowling balls to shoot them out of the cannons, because lets get real, no one makes cannon balls anymore!!!
They don't?
Wizard of Id Comic Strip, August 17, 2016 on GoComics.com
So now where am I supposed to get ammo?
Wizard of Id Comic Strip, August 17, 2016 on GoComics.com
So now where am I supposed to get ammo?
Lol, at your post.
The Canadian's I've met are very polite. One time my Husband I went up to Niagara Falls, we'd never been in a casino before, so we went to the casino to check it out. The man at the door looked at me and said, Eh Miss you have to be 18 to enter, but your friend here (my Husband) can go in. I said, I'm 30 year's old. Then he said, well I don't believe that, do you have ID. I gave it to him and he said, I wouldn't of believed it if you didn't show me your license, eh, I'm sorry. I said, sir, it's okay, I'm flattered, you're my new favorite person on earth now. He chuckled and said, oh thanks eh, he then looked at my Husband and said, I thought you were shacking up with some old man here, laugh laugh. My Husband didn't laugh, he looks young, he was only 32 at the time.
I don't know if you've seen How I Met your mother, but the character Barney hated Canada for some reason and would as say nasty things about it to his Canadian friend Robin. This is the scene where Robin says she found out on Facebook that Barney's Grandma was Canadian and he's a quarter Canadian. It was one of my favorite scenes.
Yes Grace, you can come over to Canada to watch Ann of Green Gables with us, but only under three conditions:
1. When you take your seat to sit down and watch Ann of Green Gables, be careful not to kick over anyone's can of Molson Canadian beer! There is nothing a Canadian hates more than watching Ann of Green Gables without a slight buzz (for some of us, that is the "only" way we can watch it).
2. You leave your American accent in the States, because we Canadians don't like weird accents, words and phrases, eh? (wait, did I just make a statement or ask a question? Even I get confused when using "eh" in a sentence sometimes!!!)
3. And most importantly "DO NOT" allow Justin Bieber to sneak back across to Canada hiding in one of your duffle bags. We had to trade Bieber to you guys in the U.S. for basic cable, electricity and running water, and after the deal we called "No Trade Backs"
1. When you take your seat to sit down and watch Ann of Green Gables, be careful not to kick over anyone's can of Molson Canadian beer! There is nothing a Canadian hates more than watching Ann of Green Gables without a slight buzz (for some of us, that is the "only" way we can watch it).
2. You leave your American accent in the States, because we Canadians don't like weird accents, words and phrases, eh? (wait, did I just make a statement or ask a question? Even I get confused when using "eh" in a sentence sometimes!!!)
3. And most importantly "DO NOT" allow Justin Bieber to sneak back across to Canada hiding in one of your duffle bags. We had to trade Bieber to you guys in the U.S. for basic cable, electricity and running water, and after the deal we called "No Trade Backs"