the dumbest question

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Elizabeth619 - That's a really nice picture of you.

I was asked once by an American bloke when our Australian Christmas was.
 
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I always tell people, "The only dumb question is the one unasked." That was until last week in chat, when I was asked if I was male or female. I was too busy laughing to be offended, because my name is in pink at all times, my profile was purple and pink, and my profile picture had my picture on it. I guess my avatar and my username at that time could have suggested either gender but COME ON. LOL. I think my voice is the problem here, but even that should give away that I am clearly PINK. Some people's children ....
 
I was asked "why can't you be more stupid" by an ex because if I was then he could have his cake and eat it too by being with me...*eye roll*

I got pulled over and was clearly wearing my work hat, name badge, and shirt all displaying the name of my work. When he asked where I was going I said to work. He asked me where do I work?
 
brave soul you are, sweetie. do you still have all of your body parts? :D
 
Here is one I actually hear quite often....

"Why don't you know sign language? I thought your mom is blind."
 
Dumb Questions: " Do you want me to slap you into the middle of next week?"
My answer? : yes please but will you forward me my mail?
 
"When are you going to get fat?" <--- family member on my body
"Are you going to college, young lady?" <----- complete stranger on my future
"Where do you get your protein?" <---- flesh-eating acquaintance on...I'm not sure.
"Do you have a boyfriend yet?" <--- Same person as the first question, but asked 3 times in 3 weeks.

xD
 
Elizabeth619 said:
Here is one I actually hear quite often....

"Why don't you know sign language? I thought your mom is blind."
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This reminds me of the bank teller who just kept yelling louder and louder in English her answers to a hispanic gentlemen who didn't understand her. He wasn't deaf. He just didn't speak English well. :/
 
I have an Identical twin brother, when we are in a store or out in public some one ask us this two questions: 1) Are you two brothers? 2) Are you twins? I did have someone to ask me this one: Do you know that you two are twins?!
 
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