"The fastest way to a man's heart"

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It's called a dishwasher...and I don't mean the guy. :p

Side note: I actually don't use my dishwasher to wash...I wash manually & let them air-dry in it.
Dishwashers are useless. My mother has one of those things. If there's anything on the dishes the dishwasher doesn't get them clean. You have to wash your dishes before you put them in the dishwasher.

Oh, and if the stuff on the dishes is soluble in water then the dishwasher gets the junk on all the other dishes. Wonderful thing that dishwasher. Faster to just wash the dishes in the sink.
 
Dishwashers are useless. My mother has one of those things. If there's anything on the dishes the dishwasher doesn't get them clean. You have to wash your dishes before you put them in the dishwasher.

Oh, and if the stuff on the dishes is soluble in water then the dishwasher gets the junk on all the other dishes. Wonderful thing that dishwasher. Faster to just wash the dishes in the sink.
We use ours to store pots and pans. :)
 
Dishwashers are useless. My mother has one of those things. If there's anything on the dishes the dishwasher doesn't get them clean. You have to wash your dishes before you put them in the dishwasher.

Oh, and if the stuff on the dishes is soluble in water then the dishwasher gets the junk on all the other dishes. Wonderful thing that dishwasher. Faster to just wash the dishes in the sink.

A friend of mine has one, they just rinse off their dishes and it works.
 
A bottle of Dawn and a scouring pad and I can wash the same dishes in a third of the time.
 
i must admit. when we weren't dating yet, i was nervous letting him know i didn't know how to cook. i thought it was going to make him turn away from me. when i finally said it, in my mind, i was like, "craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap. there goes my chances with him."

lol.
 
no matter how bad a day has been bacon has always lifted my spirits especially if there is a big plate of it and it's cooked right not rubbery but also not to crispy.
However if the girlfriend or wife makes the bacon then in my house or at least when steph and I one day get the house the men clean up afterwards so whoever comes over for bacon be warned
 
no matter how bad a day has been bacon has always lifted my spirits especially if there is a big plate of it and it's cooked right not rubbery but also not to crispy.
However if the girlfriend or wife makes the bacon then in my house or at least when steph and I one day get the house the men clean up afterwards so whoever comes over for bacon be warned

I am honestly craving bacon and eggs now XD
 
I am honestly craving bacon and eggs now XD
that's me 24/7 bacon and breakfast sausage eggs and fried potatoes toast and pancakes galore with cold milk orange juice and coffee from starbucks

absolute heaven
 
that's me 24/7 bacon and breakfast sausage eggs and fried potatoes toast and pancakes galore with cold milk orange juice and coffee from starbucks

absolute heaven

Dude whenever you come over here again we gotta go back to Butterfields, it's a breakfast place that is suuuuuper good
 
Dude whenever you come over here again we gotta go back to Butterfields, it's a breakfast place that is suuuuuper good
I actually have been considering playing the lottery to be able to have money to come and be with you ♥
 
Fastest way to a mans heart. Hum now let me see.
Buy him all of these and take a keen interest in how to use them.:D

Come on guys admit it, have I got this right or wot!


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Fastest way to a mans heart. Hum now let me see.
Buy him all of these and take a keen interest in how to use them.:D

Come on guys admit it, have I got this right or wot!


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Actually, no LOL I dont have any pets. I have a set of clubs I've never used. I only own 1 power tool. I canceled my gym membership because I didnt use it. And I only have a PS2 and it works just fine for me. LOL So, no Miri, you dont have it right LOL :P
 
I actually have been considering playing the lottery to be able to have money to come and be with you ♥

awww

Well that's up to you babe. Sometimes with those things you often lose more than you make, hence why I never gamble lolol
 
Actually, no LOL I dont have any pets. I have a set of clubs I've never used. I only own 1 power tool. I canceled my gym membership because I didnt use it. And I only have a PS2 and it works just fine for me. LOL So, no Miri, you dont have it right LOL :P


Yeah but you proved my point that you have tried all of these at some point. (Except the big
dog - most men like big dogs it makes them feel macho!)
Imagine how wonderful it would be if a girl got you all of these when you didn't have
them. Lol :D
 
Yeah but you proved my point that you have tried all of these at some point. (Except the big
dog - most men like big dogs it makes them feel macho!)
Imagine how wonderful it would be if a girl got you all of these when you didn't have
them. Lol :D

No, thats my point. I dont need these things, Miri. LOL Plus, gifts arent the way to my heart. lol The one power tool I have, I bought out of necessity. My ex wife bought me the clubs. My work gave me the gym membership. And the PS2 was something my dad bought when I was a teenager and he gave it to me when I moved out because he doesnt use it. LOL

I had a big dog, but I bought her as a pup for the ex wife. When she moved out, I demanded she take the stupid dog with or I was taking it to the humane society. LOL
 
I am honestly craving bacon and eggs now XD

I actually made bacon and eggs tonight for dinner. And homemade hash browns (well, "country potatoes" because I just cube it) and I cooked them in the leftover bacon grease because that's really the only way to do it. :)

Breakfast for dinner is the BEST.
 
I actually made bacon and eggs tonight for dinner. And homemade hash browns (well, "country potatoes" because I just cube it) and I cooked them in the leftover bacon grease because that's really the only way to do it. :)

Breakfast for dinner is the BEST.

no fair..... my dinner is chicken nuggets from mc donalds
 
Dishwashers are useless. My mother has one of those things. If there's anything on the dishes the dishwasher doesn't get them clean. You have to wash your dishes before you put them in the dishwasher.

Oh, and if the stuff on the dishes is soluble in water then the dishwasher gets the junk on all the other dishes. Wonderful thing that dishwasher. Faster to just wash the dishes in the sink.
When mine was newer it did a decent job.

At this point in the machine's life, though, I agree whits ya.
 
I've never met a woman who could cook anywhere near as good as I can, so food is not the way to win me over.