The Gum Thread
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Agreed.
Which is why I am armed with this, 24/7/365:
So...
Do you have a license to carry that bad boy out in the open, or does it have to be concealed?
Hey, I am not for gum control. The liberals then will go after gummy bears and worms. Then after that, will go after chocolate. Then there's a war on their hands when they mess with my chocolate.
Agreed.
Which is why I am armed with this, 24/7/365:
Do you shoot from the hip? I know you shoot from the mouth real easily.
These... these were my favorite.
That's how much preacher4truth uses at once. Trust me, he can fit all that, plus one more roll in his mouth, with room to spare.
There is an old song about Gum sung by Lonnie Donagan
The Chorus goes---
Does your Chewing Gum lose its flavor on the Bedpost overnight?
If your Mother says don't chew it do you swallow it in spite
Does it stick around your tonsils do you heave it left and right
Does your Chewing Gum lose its flavor on the Bedpost overnight?
The Chorus goes---
Does your Chewing Gum lose its flavor on the Bedpost overnight?
If your Mother says don't chew it do you swallow it in spite
Does it stick around your tonsils do you heave it left and right
Does your Chewing Gum lose its flavor on the Bedpost overnight?
My M-I-L said her mom, when she was growing up, had to do that. They didn't get much bubble gum, so they would literally stick it to their bed post. Sometimes, they got varnish on it, but kept chewing it anyways.
#TrueStory
#HonestAbe
