things that make you laugh

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Before all the women on here smack me for being a shallow jerk, please read my entire post.

I think jokes about womanizing are extremely funny. However I think it's even more funny when the guy doing the womanizing gets thrown out on his rear end or gets what he deserves.

For instance...

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What are some things that make you laugh harder than anything else?
 
i have others thngs that makes me laugh. but i think ppl on cc will not understand me. :D
 

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Two years ago on a black friday my mom sister and i were out at the mall shopping, were just walkin along and we see this woman in front of us wearing these like 8 inch heels, shes tryin to walk in them but there to high, so shes holding on to the wall next to her trying to keep herself from falling over..she looked like she was in pain, but she just kept right along, one hand on the wall the other straight out tryin to balance herself, my mom goes, MAN her dogs must be barkin!!!

For two years everytime time i picture that girl and then my mom saying that i laugh hysterically.
 
Stilly's image sharing thread makes me laugh a lot of times :). You guys can get me going a lot of times, too :D.
 
My 10 year old brother can make me laugh a lot, he will do things like put plastic spiders in my moms flour jar, or chase the dog around with a remote control car. Best thing is he does not even try to be funny, at his age some of the things he says and does are just funny to me.
 
Actually, I like to make jokes about my own little boring self a lot ;).

One Friday at work, two of my co-workers were talking about their weekend plans which included a couple of parties, and one said, "Yeah, I'm gonna be getting myself more than a few drinks tonight!!" The other person enthusiastically added, " You mean, tonight AND Saturday night!!"

Not missing a beat and wanting to show off my own rebellious, devil-may-care lifestyle, I emphatically put in my contribution: "YEAH!! I think I'm going to go to the LIBRARY!!! And, I just might TALK OUT LOUD!!!" (The thing was, I wasn't necessarily joking...)

What makes me laugh isn't my joke, it's the fact that one of my co-workers (who always teases me about being a goody two-shoes) laughed SO hard that I seriously though she was going to have a potty accident!!! :D
 
Haha, Ryan :). That reminds me, my brother who is a decade younger than I am makes me laugh a whole lot also. Also, hearing him laugh usually makes me laugh a lot harder, too, which Kim reminded me of :).
 
Zoaman, your humor rocks!
I find myself laughing out loud at some of the things you are brave enough to say ... I think one of my favorite things is when you yelled at someone "in color".. i appreciate humor it's good for the belly :)
 
Standing up when you aren't aware your leg has fallen asleep.. And trying to walk... today an elderly patient came in , she's in her 80's... She said her left arm all the sudden started going crazy on it's own.. Said she used the other hand to try and stop it and hit herself in the face attempting too... I think what made it so funny was.. Shes this hard core woman who didn't realize in her serious demonstration was being funny..
 
Haha, Powemm! Like I said earlier, you guys can really get me going sometimes, and that last post was no exception; I laughed out loud and told everyone in the room what was so funny :D!
 
Ryan- I am SO putting plastic spiders in my flour!!! This is gonna be awesome!! My boys are always cooking something up when they come over.. They'll never see this one coming!!! I can't wait !!!!
 
I am ashamed to admit that I find general sarcasm funny. I also love practical jokes and when I catch myself doing something incredibly stupid. :)

Some funny things:

I was playing pool with some friends and one of the guys bought a new stick for himself, and another guy asked if he could try it out, so they took turns. Both of them were very big, strong guys (firefighters). The owner of the stick was watching me shoot and holding it behind his back and leaning back on it, when the other guy reached for it and pulled a little hard I guess because we all heard a very loud "CRACK". The face of the owner "DID HE JUST BREAK IT???".... The face of the other guy "Uh oh...I think I broke it"... It was priceless. I laughed so hard I was crying, actually fell onto a chair and then onto the floor laughing at the looks on their faces. Fortunately, they started laughing at me laughing at them and no brawl ensued.

My son and I went to Dallas to visit my sister. Being a texan, I'd been there many times, but never to the Dealey Plaza. My son wanted to go, so off we went. We saw everything and tried several times to get out of downtown Dallas, but no matter which street we took, we ended up back at Dealey Plaza. After about the 4th or 5th time, we were both laughing so hard we cried.
 

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Jullianna said:
I am ashamed to admit that I find general sarcasm funny. I also love practical jokes and when I catch myself doing something incredibly stupid. :)

Some funny things:

I was playing pool with some friends and one of the guys bought a new stick for himself, and another guy asked if he could try it out, so they took turns. Both of them were very big, strong guys (firefighters). The owner of the stick was watching me shoot and holding it behind his back and leaning back on it, when the other guy reached for it and pulled a little hard I guess because we all heard a very loud "CRACK". The face of the owner "DID HE JUST BREAK IT???".... The face of the other guy "Uh oh...I think I broke it"... It was priceless. I laughed so hard I was crying, actually fell onto a chair and then onto the floor laughing at the looks on their faces. Fortunately, they started laughing at me laughing at them and no brawl ensued.

My son and I went to Dallas to visit my sister. Being a texan, I'd been there many times, but never to the Dealey Plaza. My son wanted to go, so off we went. We saw everything and tried several times to get out of downtown Dallas, but no matter which street we took, we ended up back at Dealey Plaza. After about the 4th or 5th time, we were both laughing so hard we cried.
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Love your bottom picture. Awesome.
 
Fortunately I have no problem reading fine print, that news clipping was hysterical. Police investigation work at it's finest. :D
 
I like these too :D
 

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My dad makes me laugh whenever I'm around him because he is the first (and usually the only) person to laugh at something that is not even remotely funny, and he laughs LOUD.

Bad or real exaggerated dancing makes me laugh.

I also love dark/black comedy. And weird websites (awkwardfamilyphotos.com, anyone?)

I remember one time as a kid, one of my younger sisters got out of the bath and walked into the garage, all wrapped in a towel. In my parents old house at the time, the washer/dryer was located in the garage, so she went in there to get some dry clothes. My dad, lo and behold, arrives home and clicked the garage door button from his car so he could pull in and park. My sister tried to run back in the house before the garage door opened all the way, and almost made it until she tripped, fell, and lost her towel. I laughed until I couldn't hold myself up.

when my brother was a toddler he passed gas quite loudly on my mom's lap in the middle of a sermon in church, right when the pastor had paused between sentences. He started laughing because everyone around him reacted in shock, by immediately turning to look at him or making their eyes bigger or gasping. My mom gave my sisters and I the death stare, but we couldn't keep it together and I had to put my head down so i could get the laughing out of my system.
 
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