Things To SAY On Your First Date

[MendedSoul]

Pass the salt please

Since you said please.. ok.

 

[LittleMermaid]

She had kids. That's what happened. They weren't my own and I got tired of their shenanigans. I need my own kids instead who I'd raise in the word.

Why would you date a single mom if you didn't want to deal with her kids?

 

[zeroturbulence]

What SHOULD you say on a first date?

Why, the words every man wants to hear from a woman, of course: "I'll pay."

Now of course it's not like this with every guy, but I've been on a few dates where the man was complaining so much about women using men as ATM'S that when the check came, I just told the waiter to hand it to me.

I saw it as a no-win situation. I always offer to pay my own way as it is, but in this situation, it felt like no matter what I did, I'd still be seen as just another evil money-grubbing woman, so I would feel an obligation to pay the whole thing because I somehow had to prove that I wasn't like all these other women he was going on about.

But I also never went on a second date with the guy, either. As delightful as it sounds to spend another evening listening to someone complain about people I don't know and stereotypes I try to have nothing to do with, I'll have to pass.

Which of course, is probably why I'm still (sometimes happily) single.

When he was telling you that women use him like an ATM were you like...

And then when you decided to pay for dinner were you like..

 

[Lanolin]

So he didnt do the dine-and-dash thing?
And if he didnt pay would he have done the dishes? Unless it was mcdonalds. You could tell quality by way they he recycles the burger wrappers.

If he just leaves them on the table hes' a slob
If he ceromoniously tosses them in the bin he's a neat freak, but out of sight, out of mind right.
If he makes them into an origami love heart just for you to remember him by, he's a keeper.

 

[Krumbeard]

We’ve had this thread about what not to say on your first date, but let’s turn the tables and chew a little on what you actually should say on your first date with that butterfly filled tummy of yours.

The floor is yours, people, and I want to hear millions of poetic ways of whispering sweet little things into your dates ears.

Remember, flattery is mandatory😁❤️😁.

Oh! What is that smell?!



I think I'm going to puke!

 

[Scribe]

I hate butterflies. .... and little yellow fuzzy ducks.

 

[ev4989]

Oh! What is that smell?!



I think I'm going to puke!

smell your fingers. LOL...

 

[Kireina]

You have the best laugh/smile

 

[AndyMaleh]

You got such beautiful blue eyes.

 

[JustEli]

uh............... thanks or somthin? hahahahah

 

[Kireina]

How are you today beautiful?

Or


How are you today handsome? 😊

 

[IToreTheSky]

I hate butterflies. .... and little yellow fuzzy ducks.

They're better than moths. LoL

 

[IToreTheSky]

 

[shineyourlight]

But, we can be friends, right?

 

[IToreTheSky]

But, we can be friends, right?

LoL the dreaded "F" word 😋

 

[tourist]

LoL the dreaded "F" word 😋

That's code for "I'm not into you".

 

[IToreTheSky]

That's code for "I'm not into you".

Indeed it is 😃

 

[Solemateleft]

I'm all ears, tell me your life story... I want to know how you became the person that you are today...

 

[shineyourlight]

That's code for "I'm not into you".

Haha, very true. Both genders do it. I asked a guy on a date (yes, go meee) back in high school.

Dude said, "We can go as friends."

We never went.

Haha.

 

[Blackbriar]

Hi