I'm following a finance channel on YouTube and the creator just started a new series about options (kind of a niche topic) "for all the degenerates out there," lol. Yeah, notice I was one of the first ones who showed up to it!
And to think, all I had to do here to bait all the fellow forum degenerates was set out a few simple tools for personal hygiene -- and it all went downhill from there!
Goodness,
@Subhumanoidal! You make your cyborg use a litter box?! I guess you're not interested in bringing out his more human side??

I'm guessing even poor Frankenstein was allowed to use an actual potty (or maybe an outhouse in those days.)
Anyway...
Deep breaths.
OK -- Let's clear the slate of all the bacon bits, toe jam, used toothbrushes, and litter boxes and start over with a new gift:
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A nice cute, cozy (and CLEAN!) pair of reindeer mittens!!!
Who wouldn't love to pick these right up -- and leave something equally adorable in their place?!!