UMMM Question does it make one undateable when they have forgotten what a date is?
Or when someone talks about a date and this is what comes to mind?
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Hi, how are you doing?
I'm doing fine, how are you?
I'm good, how is the weather in (Insert place they are from) today?
It is good, how is it there?
Also good. I'm growing organic food in my garden.
That is good. I too am growing organic food in my garden.
I went to the gym today and worked out.
I too went for a run this morning.
Well, have a good day.
You too, have a good day.
That is small talk. Its like the filler of life's conversations. Its boring, hollow, shallow and repetitive. I don't care what anyone had for breakfast, what color their toothpaste is, or how their deodorant smells.
A woman who is deeply curious about the universe and its people, asks why, and there is nothing small about that.
To an introvert like me, small talk is like the equivalent of placing 10 blood-sucking leeches to someones body without asking. There is only so much we can take before we start feeling mentally and emotionally anemic.![]()
A woman is dateable when..............she can appreciate the kinds of music I listen to w/out judging me or wearing earplugs.
A woman is dateable when..............she will laugh at my demented & sometimes sick & twisted sense of humor.
A woman is undateable when...............she collects precious moments figurines & has multiple bowls of potpourri in her home.
A woman is undateable when.................she has never seen one single Star Wars film & has no desire to.
A woman is datable when...
she doesn't ask what kind of meat is in the stew, or why her cat is missing.
I would simply ask WHAT KIND of cat it was.
Obviously, one simply cannot make "Calico Stew" out of tabbies.
And knowing that, I believe, makes me HIGHLY dateable.
A dateable woman is a woman who can eat chinese food with chopsticks
A dateable woman is a woman who can eat chinese food while still knowing it's loaded with MSG & possibly the neighbors cat or dog & still enjoy herself.
A dateable woman is any woman who doesn't find me repulsive or flee in terror,or call the towns people to hunt & burn me & stick me with pointy objects.
A dateable woman is any woman who knows that HAN SHOT FIRST!
A non-dateable woman is someone who thinks that Keanu Reeves is a true Thespian.
A non-dateable woman is someone who when she first saw the movie Titanic was "shocked" when the ship sank & everyone died.
A non-dateable woman is someone who when you are out with constantly is texting her friends like a 12 year old.