Dateable when:
She's very intelligent, and her attractiveness eminates from that, rather than from make-up, short skirts, low tops and dipsy suggestiveness.
Her eyes say as much her words.
She smiles a full smile; crinkled eyes, stiffened cheeks, dimples -- the works.
She's involved and interested, conciosuly in tune.
She finds normality tedious, stereotypes ignorant and consensus conformist.
She's has ambitions, but as she progresses towards what she wants she takes care never to trample on those who don't.
She eats well, and often with her hands.
She maintains a healthy weight.
She likes my Irish accent, especially when I sing.
Not dateable when:
She has a superiority complex.
She cares more about fashion than homelessness.
She's faker than the tan on her skin.
She thinks a great day out together for my birthday is three hours of shoe shopping and lunch on me.
She considers chilli-beans-on-toast about as exotic as she gets with food.