You Know Your a Bad Driver When__________________?

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What's worse than a female driver?

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*Rolls eyes*
 
People buy extra insurance when they ride with you...
 
Strangers put bumper stickers on your car to warn people...
 
The government puts crash dummies in your car when you drive...
 
This joke from a childhood joke book:
You know ur a bad driver when... u dont know how to make a car top.
How? Tep on the brake, tupid. (sorry if ur the one referred to.)
 
When you give your atheist friend a ride home from work and during the ride he finds Jesus .
Blessings
Bill
 
when you think you can drift just because you watched all the episodes of Initial D
 
They pull you over for drunk driving***** and you don't drink...
 
I was driving on the motorway last week when I got a call (handsfree) from my wife. She said "Be careful I've just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the motorway" I said "There's not just one there's hundreds"

Had a friend who was a trucker and he was driving late at night. Suddenly, he met a car and the car hit the ditch. He of course thought this was strange, but kept driving. Then, he met another car, and THAT car hit the ditch. By this time he's thinking this is uncanny. He gets to the next town and discovers he was driving the wrong way on a multiple lane one-way. Oops :rolleyes: