You must surrender your man card if you: ________________

[allforfun]

Ok, clears throat, straitens tie and takes a sip of water.

The reason I know what chartreuse is, is because a lot of my fishing lures are chartreuse.

I own 20 pairs of Cowboy boots, dress shoes, hunting and fishing gortex boots and sports shoes.
The reason I own so many is because my shoes and boots have to match what I am wearing (notice I steered clear of using the word outfit lol)

I cannot turn in my man card on the grounds that it would really bum me out, and the resulting trauma could kill me lol.

Would you like to watch Steel Magnolia's and talk about the pain of loosing your card

 

[Nalu]

Would you like to watch Steel Magnolia's and talk about the pain of loosing your card

Ponders the question, approaches the podium and says, no lol.

Steel Magnolias is a very good movie tho.

Breaks into a Napoleon Dynomite run.

 

[allforfun]

"If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me"

I can quote the whole movie. It is sick really.

 

[Nalu]

"If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me"

I can quote the whole movie. It is sick really.

That is a good skill to have lol.

 

[kayem77]

Why is everyone so against waxing? I really think SOME men need some waxing . . Call me superficial but I don't like overly haired chests or backs. Some hair in the chest is fine for me but this....would be an excess. We know excess is not good.


------edited inappropriate picture-----------


Actually getting waxed is a tough thing....you don't know what women have to suffer when waxing. It can be a traumatic experience that marks you for life and you never recover .....Ok I'm being dramatic but it does hurt sometimes. That's why I think we are tougher hahaha

 

[Whyllow]

Ok, clears throat, straitens tie and takes a sip of water.

The reason I know what chartreuse is, is because a lot of my fishing lures are chartreuse.

I own 20 pairs of Cowboy boots, dress shoes, hunting and fishing gortex boots and sports shoes.
The reason I own so many is because my shoes and boots have to match what I am wearing (notice I steered clear of using the word outfit lol)

I cannot turn in my man card on the grounds that it would really bum me out, and the resulting trauma could kill me lol.

Dude, you own more shoes then I do.. AND I'M A GIRL!!!!! Hand over the man card....

 

[Whyllow]

Actually getting waxed is a tough thing....you don't know what women have to suffer when waxing. It can be a traumatic experience that marks you for life and you never recover .....Ok I'm being dramatic but it does hurt sometimes. That's why I think we are tougher hahaha

Waxing isn't that bad compared to getting an entire back tattoo. Now THAT'S painful! I'd rather wax then get another back tattoo any day... >. >

 

[kayem77]

Waxing isn't that bad compared to getting an entire back tattoo. Now THAT'S painful! I'd rather wax then get another back tattoo any day... >. >

I imaginee. I've never been a tatoo person but it looks just so painful to me. You are right, I prefer waxing

 

[Whyllow]

I imaginee. I've never been a tatoo person but it looks just so painful to me. You are right, I prefer waxing

BTW, that picture? ----edited---------... I didn't need to see that... I'm slightly traumatized! LOL!

 

[Nalu]

Dude, you own more shoes then I do.. AND I'M A GIRL!!!!! Hand over the man card....

Runs away while maintaining a death grip on his precious man card.

 

[kayem77]

BTW, that picture? ----edited---------------... I didn't need to see that... I'm slightly traumatized! LOL!

Hahahahaha yeah actually I was keeping myself from throwing up while uploading it, but sometimes extreme examples are better for a better understanding.

 

[Megatron]

this is terrible so far i have failed everyone's list. I have like 9 pairs of shoes, have shampoo, conditioner, and paste for my hair, i couldn't care less about cars, i did have my eyebrows waxed once, i never wore suntan lotion, but i did wear baby oil to tan one time, i know what chartreuse is, i never saw the notebook so that doesnt count, but i do get teary-eyed when mufasa dies in the lion king.

But you'll never get my card...its mine..my..preciiousssss

 

[kayem77]

this is terrible so far i have failed everyone's list. I have like 9 pairs of shoes, have shampoo, conditioner, and paste for my hair, i couldn't care less about cars, i did have my eyebrows waxed once, i never wore suntan lotion, but i did wear baby oil to tan one time, i know what chartreuse is, i never saw the notebook so that doesnt count, but i do get teary-eyed when mufasa dies in the lion king.

But you'll never get my card...its mine..my..preciiousssss

Lol, I'm sorry but you failed the test. Do you surrender or is it going to be by force?
(the waxing could be tolerated if you looked like chewbacca and also the lion king scene could be an exception)

By the way, someone make one about the woman card. I think I could fail too if we consider some traditional standards....

 

[Kooper]

-------edited inappropriate picture------------

*points at head* The irony.

- If high heels are spotted anywhere within a single man's house.
- If said high heels are being worn by said single man.
- And if said single man is caught in the act of wearing said high heels.

 

[Faeriecat]

Dude, you own more shoes then I do.. AND I'M A GIRL!!!!! Hand over the man card....

I was just thinking the same thing ...

 

[iraasuup]

I have just one.

* if you own ANYTHING pink. No, it's not 'salmon' it's PINK! This doesn't just stand for clothing- no man should EVER WEAR pink- EVER (but I mean own ANYTHING pink - car, toothbrush, coffee mug, sock, blanket, hat, scarf, kitchen utensil, CD... ANYTHING!)

 

[Whyllow]

*points at head* The irony.

- If high heels are spotted anywhere within a single man's house.
- If said high heels are being worn by said single man.
- And if said single man is caught in the act of wearing said high heels.

AHHAAAHAHAA!!!!!! Omgoodness... I spat out my water when I read that!

 

[allforfun]

this is terrible so far i have failed everyone's list. I have like 9 pairs of shoes, have shampoo, conditioner, and paste for my hair, i couldn't care less about cars, i did have my eyebrows waxed once, i never wore suntan lotion, but i did wear baby oil to tan one time, i know what chartreuse is, i never saw the notebook so that doesnt count, but i do get teary-eyed when mufasa dies in the lion king.

But you'll never get my card...its mine..my..preciiousssss

I would never make you get rid of your card. I like man who takes care of himself, hair products included and Mufasa dieing is a sad part in the Lion King.

I concluded with this thread I like a "metrosexual" and I am not ashamed.

 

[NukePooch]

this is terrible so far i have failed everyone's list. I have like 9 pairs of shoes, have shampoo, conditioner, and paste for my hair, i couldn't care less about cars, i did have my eyebrows waxed once, i never wore suntan lotion, but i did wear baby oil to tan one time, i know what chartreuse is, i never saw the notebook so that doesnt count, but i do get teary-eyed when mufasa dies in the lion king.

But you'll never get my card...its mine..my..preciiousssss

.....~scrape~

 

[Jullianna]

Why is everyone so against waxing? I really think SOME men need some waxing . . Call me superficial but I don't like overly haired chests or backs. Some hair in the chest is fine for me but this....would be an excess. We know excess is not good.


----------edite inappropriate picture-----------------


Actually getting waxed is a tough thing....you don't know what women have to suffer when waxing. It can be a traumatic experience that marks you for life and you never recover .....Ok I'm being dramatic but it does hurt sometimes. That's why I think we are tougher hahaha

MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!