Yes, you've done a terrible job of Job....
It's actually time to put your preconceived, traditionalism in the garbage and start honestly looking at the context of the book of Job.
No, it is you that has strayed a million miles from the text, with your ridiculous extensions of the text, reading into it things that are not there, and twisting the book to fit your absurd speculations.
I have read Job over 50 times including in other languages. I have studied it in books written by a variety of authors, with some creative viewpoints.
Your is the only explanation that is exegetically wrong. Wrong because you are reading into the text words, doctrine that is simplhy not in the text. Wrong, because you are doing eisegesis - reading IN to the text what you want it to say, instead of taking OUT (exegesis) of the text what is actually saying.
Job has been my best friend on many occasions. In 2009, I had my foot reconstructed because it was so deformed. God told me to read Job, and we cried, blessed God together, and I learned to trust God in spite of the pain and the agony, because God spoke through Job to me.
It is too late at night for me to show you, in Hebrew how you are totally wrong. But if I am feeling ok tomorrow, I will take a stab at it.
I just hate to see people being led astray with false and damaging doctrines like the ones you have posted in this thread.