can you guys post something funny please?

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CREEPY CRAWLY DEATH DEALERS... *SHUDDERS*
The first one's real but they don't bite and are scared of humans. It's a cane spider and they like to live among sugar cane.

The second one is a rubber toy.
 
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Overheard a young child at a grocery store dairy case -

"Look mommy, chocolate eggs!"

(brown country eggs)
 
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theanointedsinner

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book of glaciers, who's church is frozen in progress

"You foolish Glaciers, who have bewitched you" Apostle Paul
 
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theanointedsinner

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sin-cerity (Romans 3:23) (Jeremiah 17:9) etc.
 
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theanointedsinner

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if excuse is a girl, I'll marry her
 
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cc.com - comedian chat dot com
 

Pumpkinspice

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There was pam looking as pretty as she could be with her friend named ann eating a piece of ham
 

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God makes a surprise visit to the Pearly Gates and says “I want the men to make two lines — one line for the men that dominated their women on earth, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter.”

The next time God looked, the women are gone, and there are two lines. The line for the men who were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who dominated their women there was only one man.

God got mad and said “You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?”

The man surprised and confused replied “I don’t know, my wife told me to stand here.”
Joel Osteen
 

Pumpkinspice

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God makes a surprise visit to the Pearly Gates and says “I want the men to make two lines — one line for the men that dominated their women on earth, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter.”

The next time God looked, the women are gone, and there are two lines. The line for the men who were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who dominated their women there was only one man.

God got mad and said “You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?”

The man surprised and confused replied “I don’t know, my wife told me to stand here.”
Joel Osteen

Bahahaahahahahh aaahahaahaha
 
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theanointedsinner

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ok, let's be cereal and milk as much of this forum as we can