Isn't nothing actually nothing - which by definition is something? Just as Zero is nothing yet it is Zero - which is something that simply represents nothing; which we have already established is actually something - right? Thus, if we discuss nothing in particular we are discussing nothing that is categorized, yet we are indeed discussing something - it is just uncategorized is all.
Thus, Nothing is something - it is nothing! Which, in the case of the thread title represents nothing categorized. Yes, I am up for a second once more - hello you'ze lovely peoples!