Where do I start? Because after all, I never
of these atrocities...
"First come, first serve" instead of "First come, first served
". (sorry, MissCriss...
"There are a number of..." instead of "There are several..." or "There is
a number of..."
Right or left turns into the far lane of a two-lane street.
"At your beck and call" instead of "At your beckon call".
It's early in the day, and I've only had one coffee. I'm sure I'll come up with many more....