If I'm Single For Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...

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If I'm Single for Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...

  • Start obtaining animals of all kinds--and open a zoo.(I can tell potential dates that I own my own b

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  • Meet other single people for coffee at McDonald's every morning--and complain about being single.

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GaryA

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If you watch closely, it looks like she gave the lion a kiss before he went nuts...
I think the lion may have been simply trying to be playful.
 

cinder

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Mar 26, 2014
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Ok didn't get through all the thread but what I'm thinking as I read through the poll:


Is Thursday night improv the same as Thursday night bingo because I'm going to start that this week (for real, and maybe there will actually be another single in attendance as well (I'm setting the bar low, not looking for anyone compatible or interesting or near my age, just thinking maybe someone else there will be single too.)

I need to get a dog, well first I need to get a place that would be suitable for a dog, right now I go to the state park to "hike" but mainly so I can pet other people's dogs.

Enough leg hair would count as a leg beard, right? I've got a good start on that then.


Oh and I'll probably work at building up my game collection as well both video games and board games (even recently bought some 1 player card games, which feels kind of pathetic, but they've been pretty good so far).
 
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GaryA

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walk 15 dogs on a leash and have allota fun except we wont be walking ill prob be tied around some lamp post :D
LOL

But, that should open the door of opportunity for some good nice guy to come along and help untangle you!
 
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GaryA

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Enough leg hair would count as a leg beard, right? I've got a good start on that then.
:eek:

;)

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seoulsearch

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I agree.. I thought she did an amazing job coming up with options....
Thank you, but as one could guess :D, the only reason I came up with these options is because I've been single long enough to pretty much be accused of every single one of them. :p
 

seoulsearch

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I'd have to target small men, I'm not physically very strong and may not have enough strength to drag one away to my secret lair. Good thoughts, I'll keep it in mind.
If I see any news articles about a beautiful, mermaid-ish type woman... drugging and carrying off male midgets and/or dwarves... :rolleyes:

I'm not saying it's Galatea.

But it JUST MIGHT BE Galatea. *whistles innocently and walks away*
 

J0Hnnatcc3

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I gotta admit, I'm slightly disappointed that no one chose to start a zoo, after reading​ the poll... :)
 

seoulsearch

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I gotta admit, I'm slightly disappointed that no one chose to start a zoo, after reading​ the poll... :)
Ah yes, this reminds me...

For any of our newer friends out there, in case you didn't know...

When someone writes a poll, there is an option to keep the answers anonymous, or allow people to see who gave which answers. In this case, I opted to allow people to see who answered what (so if someone DOES say they want to start a zoo, you'll know who it is!) :)

If you look at the poll numbers, you'll see that they're highlighted in blue. All you have to do is click on any of the blue numbers, and it will show what everyone answered.

Thanks for all the participation--you guys are awesome!! :D

And, I hope the fun will continue! :):cool::p
 

Magenta

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We could make it a co-ed thread, man caves, and women caves. How would you decorate your woman cave? What are the essentials of your man cave? My woman cave would have to have nice lighting, comfy furniture (purple of course!), a great entertainment system, easy access music library with everything from at least the sixties onward, definitely no rap (haha), and also a mega sized high def television, again with easy access to all movies, ALL movies, no porn, thanks just the same, and any TV series I desired, and also lots of good books, let's have a huge wall of books, they can surround the entertainment center, with one of those ladders that moves across as required, another wall will have some beautiful guitars on it, maybe a few cameras, and some art work, I would have to think some more about that wall, and the last wall will have really girlie things on it, like shoes as Kim suggested, all those amazing shoes I might like to wear but would never dare for fear of killing myself in through missteps and general awkward clumsiness. Other fem things, maybe a doll or two, beautiful inset lamps, a few tasteful photographs, maybe one of those display screens that endlessly scroll through a thousand photos, my life, my family and friends, my favourite things. There would be a small refrigerator, and a little stove, with a kitchen table and chairs. The fourth wall would be a huge window with floor to ceiling windows and drapes to block everything out as desired when watching TV. The window would open to a gorgeous outdoor scene, easy access to that also, with the outdoor patio set up for tea drinking and chatting and reading etc. surrounded by gorgeous gardens and hanging wisteria and lilac trees and lavender fields and a riot of flowers. Now I need a gardener :D



^^ This looks a little on the small side but would do in a pinch :D


^^This looks like a cozy corner...


^^Another cute comfy corner...


^^This couch looks yummy!


^^More purple furniture...


^^Deadly footwear! And below...


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^^A purple gown... and something more casual...

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Lamps:

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Kitchen table:



Have I forgotten anything? I am sure to think of something later :)

But for sure, too, there will have to be a purple beaded curtains somewhere :D

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Magenta

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Furniture ideas for my woman cave:



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A purple unicorn child's chair:

Another child's chair:

The garden outside my woman cave...





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Magenta

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Woman cave curtains:

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^^With the drapes closed, and below, with them open, showing the curtains...
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Some throw cushions:





Purple area rugs...













Some paintings... maybe a wall painted like this; I could do it myself:



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BruceWayne

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Do I have to be single to become that creepy person who sits on a park bench and stares at everyone? I like to make people uncomfortable, so that sounds fun. :p
 

Lynx

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Aug 13, 2014
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Somebody needs to make a man cave thread now... :rolleyes:

Holy crap, my eyes are bleeding! That whole color scheme screams "I grew up at McDonald's!"