If I'm Single For Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...

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If I'm Single for Too Much Longer, I'm Going To...

  • Join Thursday night Bingo. I just need to keep a card with me at all times in order to remember how

    Votes: 1 3.1%

  • Buy a rocking chair (which will be my primary means of transportation.)

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Start collecting cats. (How many is your limit?)

    Votes: 3 9.4%

  • Start acquiring animals. (Which kinds and how many?)

    Votes: 2 6.3%

  • Start obtaining animals of all kinds--and open a zoo.(I can tell potential dates that I own my own b

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Become that creepy person who sits on a park bench and stares at everyone.

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Take up knitting--it'll come in handy when making sweaters for all my cats. (Sorry, chickswithsticks

    Votes: 3 9.4%

  • Play video games indefinitely while slamming Cheetos and Mountain Dew. (Which games, and which other

    Votes: 9 28.1%

  • Watch romantic movies 24/7. I like to torture myself with constant reminders of things I want but do

    Votes: 4 12.5%

  • Take up gourmet cooking--in the form of Hungry Man XXL frozen dinners.

    Votes: 7 21.9%

  • Welcome to the Jungle (my house will be overrun with plants... and other green things I will try to

    Votes: 1 3.1%

  • Meet other single people for coffee at McDonald's every morning--and complain about being single.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Quit shaving and grow that awesome beard I've always wanted. (Ladies, don't be afraid to admit this

    Votes: 7 21.9%

  • Become "that house at the end of the street" that everyone says is occupied by a creepy old person,

    Votes: 6 18.8%

  • Other -- There are so many awesome, humorous, sarcastic things to do as a single, I don't know where

    Votes: 7 21.9%
  • Total voters
    32
Tommy379

Tommy379

Notorious Member
#101
Jan 12, 2016
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#101
Now I know who doesn't.
 
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GaryA

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#102
#102
WineRose said:
Do a kawaii anime dance in the middle of the room at my next school disco!
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Be sure to video-record it and post it on CC so we can all share in the amusement... :D

;)
 
Maka

Maka

Senior Member
#103
Jun 26, 2017
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#103
If I'm single for too much longer, I'm going to join a dating site....
 
J0Hnnatcc3

J0Hnnatcc3

Senior Member
#104
May 26, 2017
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#104
This hilarious, I love these stereotype​s!

If I'm single too much longer, I'll probly start religiously bodybuilding to subconsciously make up for not having a gf. I'm already starting to do this a little lol.

But what I really want to do while I'm single, is eventually go on a mission trip outside of the U.S.
 
tourist

tourist

Senior Member
#105
Mar 13, 2014
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Tennessee
#105
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GaryA

Guest
#106
#106
Tommy379 said:
Now I know who doesn't.
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If you are referring to my post ( #100 ) - then, I think you missed my joke...

Sometimes, my humor is a bit subtle. You have to really be paying close attention to get it...
 
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Zi

Guest
#107
#107
Buy a big truck and put it on 50in rims lol.. I see lots of that
J0Hnnatcc3 said:
This hilarious, I love these stereotype​s!

If I'm single too much longer, I'll probly start religiously bodybuilding to subconsciously make up for not having a gf. I'm already starting to do this a little lol.

But what I really want to do while I'm single, is eventually go on a mission trip outside of the U.S.
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Magenta

Magenta

Senior Member
#108
Jul 3, 2015
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#108
Lynx said:
Poor kitty. If somebody was staring at me like that I might want to scratch her too. Maybe not the kind of damage a lion can inflict, but I'd want to do SOMETHING about it.

If that thick plastic sheet weren't there things would have been very different for that kid.
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If you watch closely, it looks like she gave the lion a kiss before he went nuts...
 
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GaryA

Guest
#109
#109
GaryA said:
Be sure to video-record it and post it on CC so we can all share in the amusement... :D

;)
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Of course, it might be that we all tell you that you should sign up on Asia's Got Talent or some such thing... :)
 
zeroturbulence

zeroturbulence

Senior Member
#111
Aug 2, 2009
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#111
"Take up gourmet cooking--in the form of Hungry Man XXL frozen dinners."

^^^That!! :rolleyes: And I will build my man cave and start a gun collection... :cool:






 
Tommy379

Tommy379

Notorious Member
#112
Jan 12, 2016
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#112
GaryA said:
If you are referring to my post ( #100 ) - then, I think you missed my joke...

Sometimes, my humor is a bit subtle. You have to really be paying close attention to get it...
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It wasn't your post.
 
J0Hnnatcc3

J0Hnnatcc3

Senior Member
#113
May 26, 2017
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Galatea said:
I'd have to target small men, I'm not physically very strong and may not have enough strength to drag one away to my secret lair. Good thoughts, I'll keep it in mind.
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I knew it, you're not a mermaid, you're a siren!
 
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Zi

Guest
#115
#115
change to a guy so I can hang with zturbs....{I would never change,its just a joke}
zeroturbulence said:
"Take up gourmet cooking--in the form of Hungry Man XXL frozen dinners."

^^^That!! :rolleyes: And I will build my man cave and start a gun collection... :cool:
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missy2014

Guest
#116
#116
walk 15 dogs on a leash and have allota fun except we wont be walking ill prob be tied around some lamp post :D
ah kim yes i thought this was kim material hillarious
 
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missy2014

Guest
#117
#117
Id annalyse the differences between each mac and cheese cooks in teh microwave again like teh dogs in large quantities
 
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missy2014

Guest
#118
#118
teh -the lol
 
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GaryA

Guest
#119
#119
Zi said:
change to a guy so I can hang with zturbs....{I would never change,its just a joke}
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Somehow, I am thinking that zero would probably not require you to be male to hang out with him and talk about cars and guns... ;)

Oh - but the man cave -- yes, there might be a problem after all...
 
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Zi

Guest
#120
#120
Men don't like us women folk in their man caves
GaryA said:
Somehow, I am thinking that zero would probably not require you to be male to hang out with him and talk about cars and guns... ;)

Oh - but the man cave -- yes, there might be a problem after all...
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