I'm not the girl for you.

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Tinuviel

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If you want someone predictable

If you expect me to share in a fast-paced lifestyle

If you're not semi-musical

If you don't want kids

If you insist on cooking on a regular basis. Sorry, that's MY job. Don't budge in :p
 

Tinuviel

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The only thing worse than using Axe body spray... would be using a generic body spray instead.

Actually... don't tell anyone this, but I'm actually partial to Old Spice. What can I say. I'm old school.

And, I'm not talking about the occasional emergency situations we all have. I'm just saying, if a guy thinks that body spray is a regular substitute for regular hygiene that includes real water and real soap (not to mention tooth brushing, and on a daily basis), I just ain't the girl for him.
Kim, thanks for the cartoon picture. I've never met a guy who tried to substitute body spray for teeth brushing ;).












(And if I'm honest, I'm kind of an Old Spice kind of gal myself :eek:).
 

seoulsearch

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If you want someone predictable

If you expect me to share in a fast-paced lifestyle

If you're not semi-musical

If you don't want kids

If you insist on cooking on a regular basis. Sorry, that's MY job. Don't budge in :p
That's it.

I'm thinking I'm just going to throw in the towel and marry Tinuviel.

(I mean seriously... Old Spice AND cooking??? How could I go wrong?)
 

Tommy379

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That's it.

I'm thinking I'm just going to throw in the towel and marry Tinuviel.

(I mean seriously... Old Spice AND cooking??? How could I go wrong?)
And the supreme court completely supports your decision.
 

Tinuviel

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#26
That's it.

I'm thinking I'm just going to throw in the towel and marry Tinuviel.

(I mean seriously... Old Spice AND cooking??? How could I go wrong?)
Sorry Kim. I'm not the girl for you :p.
 

tourist

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Well yeah, I could have told you that... :(
It was worth a try. Perhaps Old Spice body spray. Someone said that product may be an effective magnet to attract the ladies. )
 

Tinuviel

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It was worth a try. Perhaps Old Spice body spray. Someone said that product may be an effective magnet to attract the ladies. )
I'm sure they didn't know what they were talking about. Wait...what?
 

Susanna

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If you need to shave - you are definitely not my girl !!!


You need to be more specific. Are you talking about shaving in general or shaving limited to designated parts of the body?
 

Lynx

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It was worth a try. Perhaps Old Spice body spray. Someone said that product may be an effective magnet to attract the ladies. )
I picked up a stick of Old Spice deodorant once and multiple people at work complained that I smelled like an old man. :(
 

Tommy379

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I picked up a stick of Old Spice deodorant once and multiple people at work complained that I smelled like an old man. :(
You have to get the gel deodorant, it's all the spice, and none of the old.
 

Tommy379

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Re: I'm not the girl for you.

Most girls aren't.