In a Zombie Apocalypse, Who Would You Want Fighting on YOUR Team?
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SCENARIO: Ronco has just invented the new Tato-Twister, a device that holds a potato and twists it when you pull the trigger, so you won't have to hold it yourself while you peel it. They want us to make the infomercial for it.
GOAL: Make the best doggone infomercial ever filmed because they're paying us good money for this!
TEAM: We'll need some showmen for this one.
- Solemateleft is going to be the coordinator for every team effort in the future. I mean just look at this!
So of course Solemateleft will be the director.
- OneofHis will be the schmoozy smooth talker who tells the audience how wonderful the new Tato-Twister is. Trust me, he's got this.
- laughingheart can hold the Tato-Twister and demonstrate it while she smiles prettily at the camera.
- seoulsearch is great for a shill planted in the audience. At the right time OneofHis will "randomly" select her to come up and try it out. She's cute when she grins so she'll need to act delighted and grin a lot when she tries the Tato-Twister.
- Subhumanoidal can be the other shill in the audience, the grumpy one who doesn't believe the Tato-Twister is all that great, but when he is "randomly" selected to try it out he is won over and loves it. (It will be easier than you think to act like you suddenly see the light and think a product is great. Just think of the money.)
- OnceFallen can do the voice-over telling people what number to call to order this fantastic new product, how much it costs, how to get a second Tato-Twister for free (just pay additional shipping and handling) and what payment options are accepted.
GOAL: Make the best doggone infomercial ever filmed because they're paying us good money for this!
TEAM: We'll need some showmen for this one.
- Solemateleft is going to be the coordinator for every team effort in the future. I mean just look at this!
So of course Solemateleft will be the director.
- OneofHis will be the schmoozy smooth talker who tells the audience how wonderful the new Tato-Twister is. Trust me, he's got this.
- laughingheart can hold the Tato-Twister and demonstrate it while she smiles prettily at the camera.
- seoulsearch is great for a shill planted in the audience. At the right time OneofHis will "randomly" select her to come up and try it out. She's cute when she grins so she'll need to act delighted and grin a lot when she tries the Tato-Twister.
- Subhumanoidal can be the other shill in the audience, the grumpy one who doesn't believe the Tato-Twister is all that great, but when he is "randomly" selected to try it out he is won over and loves it. (It will be easier than you think to act like you suddenly see the light and think a product is great. Just think of the money.)
- OnceFallen can do the voice-over telling people what number to call to order this fantastic new product, how much it costs, how to get a second Tato-Twister for free (just pay additional shipping and handling) and what payment options are accepted.
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Lol,
I'm all about surrounding myself with great team's and people and deligating roles and responsibilities to get out of the way to ensure success.
while Ronco initiative is destined for success, I've been asked if i would be willing to be encased and frozen in Mable preservatives with a sign posted on the glass case that reads: "in time of war - break glass". Haha
I'm all about surrounding myself with great team's and people and deligating roles and responsibilities to get out of the way to ensure success.
while Ronco initiative is destined for success, I've been asked if i would be willing to be encased and frozen in Mable preservatives with a sign posted on the glass case that reads: "in time of war - break glass". Haha
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OH NO!!! Newsflash: Scientists have discovered that the recently released 'Tato-twister' was infected with a Chinese virus that causes the users to turn into zombies!!! 
Those guys have such an awful product they need to try to discredit the Tato twister in order to have any sort of place in the market.
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Are you caling me a liar, sir? If so, unholster your smoke wagon!!!
For less than 20$ (a month.....before tax) you can enjoy perfectly tornado'd potatos for the rest of your life.
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Sorry, I was somehow tranmogrified into the west for a minute.
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