Looking For a Foreign Wife? May I Humbly Submit Some Realities to Consider...

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Yahweh_is_gracious

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My students ask me very often, "Miss _________, Why are you so white?" To which I reply "It is because I am a vampire."
This begs the question (and I will judge your entire character as a person based on your response) - which type of Vampire...which creator or author?
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

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Wow, I never imagined I'd be auctioned off in my own thread! :eek::rolleyes:;)

Start counting your chickens, gentlemen.

I'm worth a WHOLE LOT of feathers. :rolleyes::D
Chickens? Does this mean my spastic goat with eyes like Marty Feldman is not good currency? I always miss out. Dang it...
 
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jennymae

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This begs the question (and I will judge your entire character as a person based on your response) - which type of Vampire...which creator or author?
Thread is turning scary, from foreign wives to vampires...oh...some might say it's not that....nevermind lol.
 

seoulsearch

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Wow, I never imagined I'd be auctioned off in my own thread! :eek::rolleyes:;)

Start counting your chickens, gentlemen.

I'm worth a WHOLE LOT of feathers. :rolleyes::D
Chickens? Does this mean my spastic goat with eyes like Marty Feldman is not good currency? I always miss out. Dang it...
The reason I said I'm worth a lot of feathers... is because I obviously keep ruffling them, and without enough feathers to keep me occupied, I would get bored.

Bad things happen when I don't have enough feathers to ruffle (take this thread as a prime example.) :rolleyes:
 
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Hellooo

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cliffs notes: some older dudes like to go to Asia in search of their idea of a young submissive lady when they can't find a wife in the US.
 

seoulsearch

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cliffs notes: some older dudes like to go to Asia in search of their idea of a young submissive lady when they can't find a wife in the US.
Cliffs Notes Addendum: Such men may run into a bevy of challenges they never anticipated when doing so (please read posts for details.)

Which was actually the entire point of my thread, but, somehow it got lost in the shuffle.
 
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Hellooo

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Good addendum!

The rest of the thread went off the rails

 

Lynx

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This begs the question (and I will judge your entire character as a person based on your response) - which type of Vampire...which creator or author?
I vote for the Vampire: The Masquerade set of vampires. I'd be a Malkavian, for sure.

Maybe I should hang out in Borgova to find a girl for me.
 
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Cliffs Notes Addendum: Such men may run into a bevy of challenges they never anticipated when doing so (please read posts for details.)

Which was actually the entire point of my thread, but, somehow it got lost in the shuffle.
I actually read all of your posts on page 1. Good points! If I ever marry a mail-order bride I'll make sure she has 5 minutes of facetime with her family every night... right after she makes me a sammich. :rolleyes:

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JosephsDreams

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I see Eloseus was banned last night. To bad. I thought he was lively. It doesn't seem to be from anything he said on this thread.
Anyone know which thread? What happened?
 

JosephsDreams

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Forget it. Don't answer that. I just read the thread here it happened...
 

Oncefallen

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I see Eloseus was banned last night. To bad. I thought he was lively. It doesn't seem to be from anything he said on this thread.
Anyone know which thread? What happened?

Entirely too many borderline crude posts for a first day user.
 

EmilyNats

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Cliffs Notes Addendum: Such men may run into a bevy of challenges they never anticipated when doing so (please read posts for details.)

Which was actually the entire point of my thread, but, somehow it got lost in the shuffle.
Just another quick observation, usually the greater the age gap between the husband and wife, the richer the man is. But I'm sure none of y'all are surprised by that. :p And such is not always the case.
 

JosephsDreams

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Just another quick observation, usually the greater the age gap between the husband and wife, the richer the man is. But I'm sure none of y'all are surprised by that. :p And such is not always the case.
Reminds me of the Eagles song Lyin' Eyes.