Someone once told me that my eyebrows were "on fleek", and I had no idea what that meant.
I figured it was a typo, and for some reason, I thought he meant to say that my eyebrows were "on fleeT". Not that this interpretation was any better... But I actually thought he meant "on fleet", as in a fleet of starships... Like as in a reference to Star Trek.
Basically, I thought he was telling me that my eyebrows looked like Mr. Spock's--and I wasn't sure if that was a good or bad thing.
The one I could never get was "sick"-- as in,"Yo, she looks totally sick!"
And of course I'd be thinking, "She looks just fine to me..."
Sigh. I don't like admitting that I'm getting old. But, I think I'm getting old.
Back in the day, I also had a phondness for writing out "phat" when I wrote a letter when that was a big phad...
It was just for phun, but it totally drove my phriends (or was that phiends) crazy.