Name the Top 3 Reasons Why Men/Women Would Line Up to Date You!
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Here are three reasons why women should date me:
1. Dating me will improve your social-standing among your peers. Sometimes women just have to say they "know" me, and that alone increases their reputation status. You're welcome, ladies!!!
2. If you date me, you automatically get enrolled into the "Dames For Descyple" fan club, which entitles you to a chance of winning a free personalized calendar: each month has a photo of my smile (twelve smile shots from twelve different angles, who wouldn't want that?). My smile calendar is called "Twelve Months of Christmas" because it gives you gifts all year long.
3. You'll get to hear my impression of Napolean Dynamite. Unfortunately, I wear my moon boots everywhere I go, even when I'm not doing the impression, which has led many women to break up with me. Don't ask me to choose you over my moon boots - you'll lose every time!!!
1. Dating me will improve your social-standing among your peers. Sometimes women just have to say they "know" me, and that alone increases their reputation status. You're welcome, ladies!!!
2. If you date me, you automatically get enrolled into the "Dames For Descyple" fan club, which entitles you to a chance of winning a free personalized calendar: each month has a photo of my smile (twelve smile shots from twelve different angles, who wouldn't want that?). My smile calendar is called "Twelve Months of Christmas" because it gives you gifts all year long.
3. You'll get to hear my impression of Napolean Dynamite. Unfortunately, I wear my moon boots everywhere I go, even when I'm not doing the impression, which has led many women to break up with me. Don't ask me to choose you over my moon boots - you'll lose every time!!!
Cinder, if I'd met more women like you, i'd have found Mrs Right by now!
Direct, rational, internal processing... where do i sign?
Direct, rational, internal processing... where do i sign?
Also if you are that interested in signing your life away to someone like me, I'm always looking for minions for my take over the world plot. I send you the standard minion contract if you are interested, you just sign at the bottom, then you earn the right to do some of the necessary evils that running the world may require but that I have moral qualms about doing for myself
On a slightly more serious note that was a nice thing to say so thanks.
R
haha, standard minion contract ay? Let me see here... must wear white hard hat, check... must have an inability to shoot anywhere but the air around James Bond, check... must have intimate knowledge of doomsday weapons and their operational capabilities, check... possible promotion that includes a different coloured vest to stardard minions, check.
Well, this all seems in order
And my apologies, I didn't know you were married. But an honest compliment all the same
haha, also I'm sure whoever your daughter deigns to invite home to her mothers secret evil moon research station will be most worthy
Well, this all seems in order
And my apologies, I didn't know you were married. But an honest compliment all the same
haha, also I'm sure whoever your daughter deigns to invite home to her mothers secret evil moon research station will be most worthy
Finding Mrs. Right could be disappointing as by definition she's already married. However, I hear her daughter Miss Right is a lovely young lady and set to inherit the family fortune (from inventing the airplane). She's also extremely reclusive and picky about the men she dates, but I wish you luck.
Also if you are that interested in signing your life away to someone like me, I'm always looking for minions for my take over the world plot. I send you the standard minion contract if you are interested, you just sign at the bottom, then you earn the right to do some of the necessary evils that running the world may require but that I have moral qualms about doing for myself
On a slightly more serious note that was a nice thing to say so thanks.
Also if you are that interested in signing your life away to someone like me, I'm always looking for minions for my take over the world plot. I send you the standard minion contract if you are interested, you just sign at the bottom, then you earn the right to do some of the necessary evils that running the world may require but that I have moral qualms about doing for myself
On a slightly more serious note that was a nice thing to say so thanks.
haha, standard minion contract ay? Let me see here... must wear white hard hat, check... must have an inability to shoot anywhere but the air around James Bond, check... must have intimate knowledge of doomsday weapons and their operational capabilities, check... possible promotion that includes a different coloured vest to stardard minions, check.
Well, this all seems in order
And my apologies, I didn't know you were married. But an honest compliment all the same
haha, also I'm sure whoever your daughter deigns to invite home to her mothers secret evil moon research station will be most worthy
Well, this all seems in order
And my apologies, I didn't know you were married. But an honest compliment all the same
haha, also I'm sure whoever your daughter deigns to invite home to her mothers secret evil moon research station will be most worthy
I can see that you are well versed in the ways of minions so I may have to start you as a minion trainer or superior. It's so hard to find good minions these days.
He fell for it hook, line and sinker. Need I remind you that you have a twisted sense of humour, which is generally hard to comprehend, except for awesome people like me, who have so much of awesomeness that the word awesome would have been intimidated, if only it could read some of the awesome posts that I have written over the course of my time at CC?
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I'd say her humor is more towards the ironic or cynical side of the spectrum. Twisted would be gallows humor. That may or may not be a line I cross on occasion (not too morbid of course).
Either way though, I agree, her humor is top notch, and you are also awesome.
Much truth has been said. Much truth.
Either way though, I agree, her humor is top notch, and you are also awesome.
Much truth has been said. Much truth.
K
I always try to park my truck on a hill so it's not so hard to push off.
i think i'm good with kids, like if a two year old hands me a toy phone I instinctually answer it. Does anybody else think Rainbow Trout is a good name for a girl?
I won't go thru your stuff. But if we get serious I'll probably put your picture on my odometer.
i think i'm good with kids, like if a two year old hands me a toy phone I instinctually answer it. Does anybody else think Rainbow Trout is a good name for a girl?
I won't go thru your stuff. But if we get serious I'll probably put your picture on my odometer.
they started out as a most hideous foray into fashion idiocy.
the inspiration of such a design reminds me of snowboarding boots, which my own beloved pair can be viewed here:
however, the landscape improved.... and now, less hideous versions are available. for example:
and
and that, people, are what moon boots are. : ) *curtsies*
the inspiration of such a design reminds me of snowboarding boots, which my own beloved pair can be viewed here:
however, the landscape improved.... and now, less hideous versions are available. for example:
and
and that, people, are what moon boots are. : ) *curtsies*
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And your humility is of course the most awesome thing about you, right?
Perhaps warped would be a better word than twisted, or whatever the word is that means: strong on ironic wordplay, treating something serious when it is known to be beyond the realm of probability, and making random connections and allusions. Oh and don't forget the one liners.
Perhaps warped would be a better word than twisted, or whatever the word is that means: strong on ironic wordplay, treating something serious when it is known to be beyond the realm of probability, and making random connections and allusions. Oh and don't forget the one liners.
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I bet they'd line up if I told them:
1. I won the Super Lotto and am now a millionaire
2. I own a pastry shop filled with all manner of goodies
3. I have on my property a combination shooting gallery + race track equipped with awesome sports cars
But I don't have any of those things. Heehee!
All I got is:
1. I am an adventurer
2. I'm a loyal friend
3. I'm a recipe-winning cook + baker
1. I won the Super Lotto and am now a millionaire
2. I own a pastry shop filled with all manner of goodies
3. I have on my property a combination shooting gallery + race track equipped with awesome sports cars
But I don't have any of those things. Heehee!
All I got is:
1. I am an adventurer
2. I'm a loyal friend
3. I'm a recipe-winning cook + baker
R
Haha, no no, not just continuing a joke... that one just flew straight over my head....... ........ ........
A little seriously though, while the morphology of zombies in cinema is quite extravagant, i feel minions have been relatively short changed in their own progression over the years. I mean, sure, they wear cooler clothing these days, but basically they're the same terrible shots and metaphoric red shirt wearing goons they've always been. They must have a terrible union
A little seriously though, while the morphology of zombies in cinema is quite extravagant, i feel minions have been relatively short changed in their own progression over the years. I mean, sure, they wear cooler clothing these days, but basically they're the same terrible shots and metaphoric red shirt wearing goons they've always been. They must have a terrible union