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I would like to be in charge of the marriage arrangement, please. Bring your confrontational friend with you to my house tomorrow afternoon. I will have the preacher standing by.
(I love to see us all getting a little bit braver, bit by bit. We may still be a mess, but we're making real progress Aimers. Real progress.)
(I love to see us all getting a little bit braver, bit by bit. We may still be a mess, but we're making real progress Aimers. Real progress.)
If we're going down the arrange a wedding for a duchess path, I insist on being allowed to do the pyrotechnics.
I even have fire retardant clothing. The rest of you might want to keep a healthy distance though. Also, we should probably do them outdoors. I'm not very good at being subtle so an indoor venue is a bad idea.
And my fire retardant clothing is dressy. Dark navy. I didn't go with camouflage (yet). If ya'll want a southern theme though I could save up the dough to get the camo (it's expensive as heck, about 50 percent more than the awesome modacrylic based stuff I got). Some sort of 21 shot gun salute out of the back of a slowly moving pick up truck maybe?
Because hey, I just bet you that this is crazy
But here's a shotgun, so fire maybe
What do you all mean there are no pyrotechnics at weddings. A little part of me just died.