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joefizz

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I have a defence lawyer

I regret nothing he had it coming to him I went bam and wham and then threw him in the ocean for not liking cats and being mean to them...what's the matter you look a little troubled???
 

joefizz

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I didn't put on deodorant,I'm sweaty,just worked on a car,and then came here for our date with oil on me,what we having for dinner?
 

joefizz

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I have 165 other dates to go on let's hurry and eat!
 

joefizz

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I comb my completely bald head everyday,I have no hobbies,my teeth glow in the dark,and my friends call me the joker!
 

joefizz

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I eat meatloaf without shame,my lawn mower is a goat,I chew like a cow,and I wrote down my phone number for you!
 

joefizz

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Yeh in your dreams.
Actually 165 other dates is a nightmare, for them
I don't dream I don't even sleep I just walk around in dark alleys late at night and howl at the moon.
 

joefizz

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My mother makes all my decisions for me so I brought her along,if she doesn't approve of you then I don't approve of you as my date.
 

joefizz

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My favorite foods are limburger cheese,onions,garlic bread and I only eat them every day,why are you holding your nose???
 

joefizz

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I am actually 5,000 years old and a former pharoah of egypt...What's so funny???
 

toinena

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You remind me of my ex-husband.
 

joefizz

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I am not crazy in the least,all my doctors,psychiatrists,and witch doctors tell me I'm not!
 

toinena

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If you think I am weird it is just because I haven't taken my pills lately.
 

joefizz

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If you think I am weird it is just because I haven't taken my pills lately.
understandable I have to take mine every few seconds or I go nuts!
 

toinena

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I like the color of your gum. (Do you play the trumpet?- I used to have a theory that the trumpet players have better gum because of that the mouthpiece massaged their gum.- That sounded like I lost all chances of being close to being viewed as sane in this forum)
 

toinena

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I think you might be demon-possessed!
 

BillG

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I like the color of your gum. (Do you play the trumpet?- I used to have a theory that the trumpet players have better gum because of that the mouthpiece massaged their gum.- That sounded like I lost all chances of being close to being viewed as sane in this forum)
ok quick detract. You are one of the most sanest people on this site that I know and truly humble and loving.

Ok back to the thread.

I have gums, don’t play the trumpet and have no teeth but I do have