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BillG

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I don’t like orange kitties and cats.
Neither do my dogs
 

blue_ladybug

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I'm my own grandma. Don't ask..

lol
 

BillG

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my teeth whistle when I speak,my ears pick up radio stations,and my pride and joy is my toy tonka truck.
Your teeth are like stars, they come out at night, your ears are big enough to hold up radio stations.
As far as you pride and joy I’m not going there.
 

joefizz

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I have rabies,the flu,and I break out in hives constantly,since I'm being honest with you can I hold your hand!?
 

joefizz

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Oh noooooooo...I may have to take you to court for not liking those adorable things...sorry. :/
I ground people to the litter box for not liking cats!
 

joefizz

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I have no interest in being in a relationship with you I just want you to cook me food forever!
 

BillG

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I'm my own grandma. Don't ask..

lol
If you are your own grandma who is your granddaughter?
Wanna marry me?
If so I could answer all the statements you have asked me not to ask.
When we get rid of the cats we can bring my dogs in.

You know it makes sense
 

blue_ladybug

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My last date dumped me, so I burnt down his house..
 

WineRose

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Even my cat would vomit you out.

(Apologies to anyone who's eating while browsing this thread)
 

joefizz

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What's the matter I thought a cemetery would be the perfect place for a date and picnic!?
 

joefizz

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The construction site next door adds atmosphere to our date don't you think!?