scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[LittleMermaid]

I have five children...one with each of my boyfriends.
I don't shave my armpit hair. It's a social construct.
I have a job...I dance.

 

[Didymous]

I was born on Mars!

 

[Milktalk]

I eat mars bars cause I want to visit there someday.

 

[loverofjesus27]

I like the movie braveheart. But it is one long movie.

 

[Didymous]

I belong to the Headed To Jesus Church, and we're leaving on a spaceship to be with Him tomorrow. Wanna go?

 

[WineRose]

Do you have any spare dung beetles on you?

 

[Didymous]

Urine is good for you. So is feces.

 

[loverofjesus27]

Can you scratch my fungus?

 

[mailmandan]

My gambling debt is up to $100,000. Can I borrow $500? I see a slot machine and I’m feeling lucky!

 

[LittleMermaid]

You wanna factor a quadratic equation with me?

 

[zeroturbulence]

This date needs more cowbell! [pulls out a cowbell]

 

[loverofjesus27]

Are you my lost long love?

 

[loverofjesus27]

We need to meet somewhere guys this is getting technical.

 

[seoulsearch]

"I wrote a thread in CC Singles announcing my undying love for you... Even though we've never even talked to each other."

 

[LittleMermaid]

When you marry me, you marry my mom too! She'll come live with us.

 

[joefizz]

I am paranoid because my shadow keeps following me as if it's out to get me!

 

[joefizz]

Can we can talk about pirate behaviour while dancing ballet?

 

[joefizz]

If I can remember who I am you can have all the money that I have which I can't remember that I have or not.

 

[WineRose]

Toinena, will you raid my village, and steal my heart?

Wait, this isn't the Thread Mashups...

 

[La_Vie_En_Rose]

I am a land whale (seriously, I’m not joking- I really am very fat. A size 18 if anyone wants to know). According to the government, I am 80 pounds overweight.