As he saw brave Sir Robin and the Pied Piper approach,
Peter Piper decided a delicate subject to broach.
"My dear older sibling," cried he
"In spite of your terrible
Capsicum annuum allergy,
Before I can assist you on your mission feed this world's poor lepers,
I'm afraid I must beg thy aid harvesting this peck of peppers."
Pied stood dismayed and scratched his brows
"Why are you speaking in thees and in thous?"
Peter spoke after a moment of thought:
"Help me or don't, but judge me not!
My habits of speech developed thus for I am a hermit lonely,
And if you must know, I read King James Version only..."